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Da Bing Bong Twinzz · (05-23-2022)

We see them boyz, the greatest tag team to ever lace 'em up, knawmsayin, Da Bing Bong Twinzz, just cold chillin' in the back.

MC C-Munqqquee BathZaltzz: "Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye Cashy, bruh, why you always be Tweeting at that Lexi Lemon bitch. She always disrespecting you on there."

Li'l Ca$h-App Dolla Billyunnai$$e:"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, son, that's my girlfriend, cuh, you wouldn't understand. That's jus' how mature relationships be like you feel me? I love that girl, bruh. I want to make some Bing Bong Babiezz an' make her the queen of Duval County, you needa mind your own bidnizz bruh. Jus' because you be bringing home 20 to 30 bitches a week back to the crib don't mean I got to be like that. I am a one woman man right now, except for all the side hoes Lexi is okay with due to our ENM arrangement."

MC C-Munqqquee BathZaltzz: "Yo yo yo that reminds me, B, I need the bunk beds again tonight. I got three girls coming over."

Li'l Ca$h-App Dolla Billyunnai$$e:"No doubt no doubt, I'll probably be flying out to Chicago anyways to be wit' my boo. Just like all those other nights that I be going to the airport alone."

MC C-Munqqquee BathZaltzz: "I feel you, for real, just remember that every time you are not around there are a whole lot of girls up in this bed and every one of them spreads open or gives ya boi head."

Li'l Ca$h-App then drops his crotch down onto Reggie's face repeatedly, which apparently is enough like a pin to get a nearby referee over for a count.

Li'l Ca$h-App Dolla Billyunnai$$e:"I have no doubt bruh, you are my twin brother so I know how hard it is to go a day without ten bitches trying to get impregnated by our super duper sperms."

MC C-Munqqquee BathZaltzz: "That struggle is the real deal. By the way I got a phone call from LeBron James again an' he still trippin' over me beating the entire Lakers team by myself that one time that I told you about."

Li'l Ca$h-App Dolla Billyunnai$$e:"That is crazy how obsessed he is just because our natural athleticism is untouchable and makes his abilities seem so miniscule by comparison. Everyone should be used to that shit by now since we are exquisite physical specimens never before seen on this Earth. Look at the way every single tag team in wrestling is worser than us. APEX, KTFO, the 5'2 Mafia, Sick Cunts, and also especially Them No Good Bastards. Look, there go one of them now."

MC C-Munqqquee BathZaltzz: "Oh shit he got the X Title, lemme go snatch that up..."

C-Munqqquee runs up behind Thunder Knuckles while he is trying to walk to the cafeteria for the fifth time in the same morning. He cracks him in the back of the head with his bare fist, which sends the X-Treme Champ tumbling head first into the concrete wall. TK hits the bricks and is on the floor with a line of drool running out his mouth as he gets pinned!

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