(07-23-2021, 10:21 AM)JimCaedus Said:

While the one officer leads away the purse snatcher, the other gathers the loose change sprawled on the ground and cuffs him, leading him away. Definitively. The XWF drone follows as we watch Charlie Nickles being placed in the backseat of a marked car outside and driven away, followed closely by the second officer with the snatcher perp in his own marked car.

Suddenly Jim comes in with a helicopter with big fuck off magnet hanging on the bottom of it and picks up the police car Charlie is locked in, carrying him away from a runin with the law

Jim: Hey Jim

Jim: Yea Jim

Jim: My sensors are picking up on 2 heat signals from the police car, elimnate the dirty pig... the cop

Jim pulls out a raygun and shots at the floor of the helipcopter in the direction of the car

Assassin Jim: Done.

Jim: Well.... There's one heat signal now... hopefully it's Charlies, idk guess we'll find out if he's alive at wargames

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they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn