Taco is trundling around like a good boy, snuffing things here and there, scratching his haunches on various things...

Then he sees...


HOTDOG???




"Onk...?"



"ONK???"









Taco charges. His territory is being challenged. He can't have another porcine paladin here i the XWF!




"OOOOOOOONK!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! GRRFF!!!"



Taco's tusks collide into the rear end of Hotdog, knocking the MUCH uglier pig down onto its back. Taco then lays his big heavy buttocks onto Hotdog's upside-down self and settles his weight.




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