As the scene fades in we hear a thump that grows louder and louder until suddenly a piece of the white wall that the camera was focused in on come crumbling to the ground leaving only a gaping hole the size of Vincent Lane's asshole. And in case anyone isn't exactly sure just how big that is picture Mama June's face before her weight loss.

Perfect. The unmistakable voice of Theo Pryce says as the man himself steps into the camera's view. Now take down the rest of it.

But sir if we do that there will be nothing in between your office and Mr. Lane's.

Exactly. I want my new partner to be able to look over and see me hard at work whenever he wants. And whenever I'm here. Which is probably going to be never. But that's not the point. Now knock it down. All of it. But can you do it kind of quietly? I need to do a little filming here in my new office and that banging is very disrupting.

I'm honestly not sure how we could do that. But we'll try.

That's all I ask. Pryce remarks as he walks over to his desk, signaling for the camera to follow him as he does.

Once at his desk Theo pulls out his chair and then unbuttons his suit coat before sitting in his chair and then gently pulling it forward towards his desk.

Ladies and Gentlemen of the XWF. My name is Theo Pryce and as you have no doubt already learned I am one half of this federations managing partners. The other of course being one Vincent Loraly Lane.

Now that you have all had the chance to process this news I wanted to take a few minutes and explain what exactly this sudden and unexpected change will mean for the federations roster.

But before I get to the roster as a whole I want to specifically address the group known as AX3.

It has come to my attention that this group of hooligans supposedly lead by Chris "Cry Baby" Chaos likes to stick their noses where they don't belong. For those who don't know what I am talking about or are blind, deaf and stupid, look no further than this past week's edition of Saturday Night Savage in which Robert Main attempted to influence the outcome of the Chris Chaos and Cadryn Tiberius match. Fortunately, The Kings™ showed up to restore some order, but not before Main's fellow AX3 member and new Universal Champion Jim "The Bearded Bitch Boy" Caedus came out to try and further the AX3 agenda which seems to be win at all costs. And unfortunately, that is exactly what they did when Michael Graves escaped from whatever mental institution he has been holed up in to take Cadryn Tiberius out, allowing Chris Chaos to get the most undeserved victory since Hilary Clinton over Bernie Sanders.

And it is in that vein that my first order of business as one of the new managing partners of the XWF is to install John Madison as the special guest referee for next week's tag team title match between The Kings™ and AX3.

John's sole purpose will be to ensure a fair fight between the current champions and their challengers. John has been given full authority to end the match as a DQ the moment he feels that AX3 is stepping out of line.

So, to the members of AX3, if you want to try and play games with The Kings™ you will find out, rather quickly that not only will you lose every single time but you will do so in an embarrassing fashion. Do not test us. It will not end well for you. Any of you.

Consider that your one and only warning. Theo reaches forward and takes a sip of whiskey from the small sterling cut glass.

Now I want to speak directly to the current champions of the XWF. Jim Caedus, Dolly Waters, Mr. Tidbits and Robert Main. For the moment, the singles titles that you all possess may remain right where they are but make no mistake about it, they are staying with you for the time being only because we are allowing it. You see one of the perks of being The Kings™, as well as having a 50% ownership stake in the company is that we get title shots whenever we want them. All I have to do is make a phone call to the General Managers and any or all of you can find yourselves in a match with us. So, enjoy the gift of our hospitality while it lasts. Because it may not last forever.

To the XWF roster as a whole, The Kings™ have very specific goals in mind and so long as you stay out of our way you may consider yourselves safe. However, in the event that you end up in our crosshairs I suggest you run as far and as fast as you possibly can because there is no corner of this planet that we cannot find you and take you apart. So, do yourselves a favor, stay out of our way and you won't have to worry about us.

And now lastly to the General Managers of the XWF. The Kings™ will be setting up individual meetings with all of you to go over some of the changes we expect to see in the coming weeks.

Things are most definitely going to change around here.

Starting right now.

Due to the extremely generous contracts that The Kings™ have been given some budget cuts were needed. And so, it is with little to no regret that I announce that effective immediately Colton Kato has been relieved of his duties as XWF General Manager. Colton was escorted off the XWF grounds earlier this morning without incident. Saturday Night Savage will now be run by J.T. Washington.

Now if you don't mind "The Senator" and I have a round of golf scheduled with The President of the United States and he gets very upset if we are late.

The scene fades out as Theo pushes his chair back from the table and begins standing out.


OOC: First I want everyone to know that this angle of Theo Pryce and the Kings owning 50% of the company is exactly that. An angle. Theo Pryce the character and I the handler have absolutely zero power behind the scenes to make matches, effect outcomes of matches or make any decisions at all. So please if have any questions or concerns about anything please continue to go to the general managers of the fed as well as Vincent Lane the Administrator.

Secondly while I have no say in anything GM related the bit at the end about Kato being fired is half true. Earlier this morning Kato informed the XWF management team that he was leaving the fed effective immediately. Vinnie Lane felt given his post yesterday about The Kings having 50% ownership of the fed that allowing Theo to IC fire Kato would give weight to the angle we are currently running. Again, this decision to part with the fed was Kato's and Kato's alone and I have been asked to relay to all of you that the XWF Management team would appreciate if everyone would respect Kato's decision.