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Gator · (10-19-2016)

"Well I'll be damned. Isn't it another blonde, talentless, boring mother fucker holding the Federweight. Shit, it's like the belt just draws the worst of the aryan race. Allow me to introduce myself Kitt, I'm Gator and I'm here to clean the gene pool a little."

"I'm rusty so figure I'd practice on a training dummy like you. You should feel honoured to be honest. So, Mr. Mediocre, if you're not done stealing lines from Billy Madison to use on Nate Higgers or any other

bitch in the back, would you like a real challenge? Because I can actually provide one. Oh I know what you're gonna say, 'You're not a real challenge' you'll say as the sweat drips from your forehead and you try your damn best to contain the piss leaking out of that tic-tac you call a dick. Then you'll make some dumb fucking remark about how I look like Deadpool because you lack any creativity like the brainless mongoloid you truly are, you might say a British joke because that's always funny. Reason I wear this mask because my teeth are so fucked and yellow! Ooh, careful I don't spill my tea. Fuck you."

"Basically, I have a big fucking problem with you despite the fact that I don't even know you, nor do I fucking care so save your life story

. You are one of those bright eyed cunts who walked through the front door and said 'I'm gonna be number one!' But you fell so fucking hard to the bottom numbers with the other weak, pathetic fucks you have all the characteristics of a number two instead. So now, instead of improving, taking the time to find out what you did wrong you bounce from the shit tier belts like the Federweight and the HMW, good job man. You must be proud of the fact you can't earn a real prize so instead boost your self esteem with the consolation prizes. I hope it makes you happy, I really fucking do, that way it gives me something more personal to take away from you."

"Okay, so I'm gonna slap the taste out of your mouth and drop your ass and if you have any brains at all, any, you will bite your bottom lip like a widdle baby, hold back those tears coming from your pretty blue eyes and wait til the count of three is over. Trust me it'll be a much less painful experience than if you kick out and open your dumb fucking mouth."

*Gator slaps Kitt Kennedy and delivers a German Suplex with a bridge*

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