Jim Ross: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another edition of Monday Night Raw Is War! I’m joined by my puppy-enthusiast partner, Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler.

Jerry Lawler: PUPPIES! It’s a great crowd we have here in Philadelphia! It looks like we’re going to have a fantastic show!


The scene changes to show a limousine pulling up in the back of the arena.


Jim Ross: Well look at the limo pulling up! Who do you think is inside?

Jerry Lawler: No idea! It could be Mr. McMahon or The Corporate Champion Rock or even that The Ministry of Darkness!

Jim Ross: Somehow I doubt limos are The Ministry’s mode of transportation, King.

Jerry Lawler: Sure they are! They’re just called hearses! HAHA!

As the limo pulls up, the backdoor opens and out pops the head of Shane O’Mac! The crowd cheers loudly after seeing him and his father recently duke it out for the umpteenth time! Shane is on the phone.

Shane: Yeah! I know. This show is going to be great. I can’t wait to see how ‘Dad’ handles Big Show sticking his face into Rikishi’s ass.

The crowd begins to laugh at the thought. Vince in Rikishi’s ass? That’d never happen!

Shane: Wait, what? You left something for me in your car? Well what the hell man? Why didn’t you just give it to me inside the arena? Well that’s weird. Anyways, I’ll go check it out. The white ford?

Shane walks through the parking lot and finds the white ford parked between two other black trucks. He walks over to the side and opens the door….




BAAAABOOOOOOOOOOM!





The entire car erupts in flames! All three cars explode as Shane opened the center car’s door!

Jim Ross: OH MY GOD! He’s been burned in half! Someone call the medics, the EMTs, someone get out there!

Jerry Lawler: JR, did we just see him get murdered?

Jim Ross: OF COURSE WE DID! He’s toasted like a scalded dog! Someone get the ambulance!




OOC: Welcome to Game Four Mafia. This game will run a little differently as there are some new rules! The main rule is WHOA! SECOND ABILITY!? That’s right! Everyone now has a second ability they can use. Well almost everyone. Here’s the fun part, you MAY talk about the second ability. Use that as a strategy to help yourself out, but be careful. The Mafia/Other Killer may notice this and choose to carefully evade/kill you because of this. So you may still not role-claim, BUT you can say your side-role if you wish. If this turns into a mass reveal of side-roles, I will be forced to disallow it. So just be smart about it.

Welcome to Mafia with Attitude.


We're starting off with the NIGHT ONE. So please send in your night role choices. Also if you have any questions feel free to PM me.