Shane has no choice but to recognize and award the brand new attacker...

SHANE: "Here is your title, now get ready to be pounded relentlessly day and night. You're going to have crack heads climbing in through your windows. You're going to have rapists swimming up through your toilet when you think it's safe to take a shit. Hell, you're even going to have SCATBEAR showing up behind you when you look in the mirror but then when you turn around it's just going to be Maverick covered in shit and then he's going to try and take your title and take a big steaming shit on it! Get ready! GET READY!"

New Champ: Alexis Riot

(Joey Riot would be proud... whoever THAT is...)