(12-02-2015, 12:38 AM)Unknown Soldier Said: Attention please!!!!!!  Attention please!!!!!!  Attention please!!!!!!


A pool of  the brightest of blue water, transpires and dissipates into a darker tint, as one progresses past it onward into a dark red hue (goat blood), which grows gradually , like a sliding river of molasses towards the magnificent master of the maniacal.  Your' villain, who is of course fueled by the drugs (crystal methamphetamine) he has most recently injected.  Here he sits, perched high atop a sandy mountaintop after the flow of dark red lava like liquid vanishes in a trail behind your forced progression forward.  Far off in a desert most likely in Syria somewhere he squats, and it is in this political and religious warzone where our despicable fiend of deception and ultra bad ass mega XWF superstar speaks.

Unknown Soldier:  "Sup fags!?"

Our seducer of sin steps away from a Hilary Clinton blow up doll where most certainly his own slimy sin stick had most recently been playing a game of slip and slide.  After humping the donkey faced deflating plastic looking democrat doll, he approaches to address the 66.6% of the homosexual XWF audience.  It is obvious to all, as he grows nearer, that he is decked out in his new Donald Trump t-shirt.

Unknown Soldier:  "I'm here to make an open challenge, for those whom may think they are worthy enough to stand across the ring from me in the first XWF live show .  I look forward to dining on the delicious decadence of dripping blood from whomever my great lord and master SATAN! deems worthwhile for me to feast on!" 

"Look, many people like you have come and gone over the years the XWF has been around, and very few have actually done any thing worth giving a shit about. I know in your tiny, possibly , brain you think you're something the XWF universe has never seen before, but trust me, you're not. You want to know who not only does your shtick, but does it better? This is just off the top of my head, Morbid Angel. Both him, all his copycats, and whoever came before our favorite zombie represent the worst of XWF, a bunch of edgy fuckwads who never grew out of the attitude era and have next to no in ring skill or charisma, instead doing stupid shit like you do to try and rile people up. I can pardon Morbid, however, as he is, as much as I hate to say it, an XWF legend who is currently undefeated and arguably a future Hall Of Famer. He also ripped off the dick of that Viking fuck Bijorn, so that's also pretty cool. But you, I'm tired of seeing people like you pretending to be controversial and taking up the spotlight from the real superstars, acting like you're game changers while actually being XWF's cancer. You know someone who is a game changer? M.E. I can't fight you at Back In Black, as I'm currently busy battling a dickless and cowardly "Viking Warrior", but if you want to fight M.E at X-Mas X-Treme, I think we can work something out, unless of course you're actually a chickenshit coward underneath your Hilary Clinton blow up dolls and Satanist wannabe attire, then you can just remain silent, which is probably the best for everyone's already below average I.Q! When I'm done with Bijorn, you will, one way or another, get to see first hand it's all about M......... wait for it.......... E!"