Unknown Soldier
HAIL SATAN!
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12-04-2015, 04:09 AM
Unknown Soldier: "Are you even fucking, the fuckity fucks of fuck kidding me  ! I make a challenge and all I get is a bunch of nursery rhyme homosexual innuendo like poetry, mixed in with some borderline feminine like cryptic ass bullshit, then topped off with the typical reoccurring frodo repetitive gay jokes as he tries to make himself feel like he's ever been remotely relevant. That goes for not only in wrestling, but also in the actual existence of his beating heart and breathing lungs in his existence in life!  Thanks for my early (christ)mas present douchebags, no need for you to wrap up that giant box of pussy you saved for me anymore just to shove up my deep hanging stockings on Santa Claus day!Â
Joey Mentos -- Like a little sprinkle of soured mint on the lips hinting at the moment of bad taste, it is exactly like that sweet but yet shitty treat that exists in the one letter that is missing from that spot in your last name. The thought of us in the ring gives me a taste of that small increment of what can only be described as licking candied puke off a set of pregnant TiT. That hideous remembrance of aftertaste of that shit, makes me and those that know it throw up in their mouth just a bit. You tell me and also blurt out and admit to the rest of the world that you already know you'd lose, but are for more elsewhere concerned with rehashing the past of wrestling federations far less important than that of the XWF. Get the facts straight Ice WOman.  I didn't rip off The Brood, because I got my ideas from the best in the World Wildlife Federation.  Duh! you dumbly double dumping dickless sack of dirty dumbnuts! Double dumping, for those of you who didn't know, is when you just go ahead and shit right on top of that other shit without caring to flush up the predecessor to the potty before you.  That's how stupid and disgustingly disastrous everything that just fell out of little joey boy here's small little pussy flap opening that he calls a mouth . No Mentos, you see, I stole my ideas from the Ministry of Darkness. They were way more dark and super ultra bad ass then those vampire Twilight wannabe ever could be! But since your making a general assumption about me upon your own first impressions, I'm just going to go ahead and give my gift of generalizability gab to you. My guess is from the LOOKS of you, that you probably idolize someone who was nothing but a poor man's version of Chris Benoit. I got an even better idea, maybe if we painted you brown and gave you a decent gimmick, then maybe the world might mistake you for the second coming of Eddie Guerrero. Get on my level, you're nothing but a peasant serving his sire on the lower of the lowest of low men on the totem pole.
LeShakespeare -- Dim is right, this isn't some liberal yahoo hippie college English classroom. Save your poetry for your prom date because this is a wrestling match, ! I wish I could stress that word here more than he ever could combined all the times he has used it in his entire life to make my point; however, I'm afraid as most try to point out and you yourself have suggested stupidly of your own insinuating stupidity of my fellow Donald Trump supporting friend, that's just literally literarily impossible! If you had any shred of credibility with me, you lost it all completely when you started getting in a bidding war for who can make the gayest of gay jokes with the very absent minded little midget queer. You might as well start a fight with a toddler over whether or not Spongebob Squarepants is better than Dora the Explorer! How could anyone fathom why you would accept my challenge and then side track for the most enormous waste of time and energy the XWF has ever seen to interrupt me! Fuck you! No, seriously fuck you for that! But don't worry, as offended as I should be, you just showed me how much further down this list of XWF worth you are then even Mr. Mentos here. Yes I think now it's best for you Mr. Stranger Danger, that you and the very, very worthless one, have a match to decide who can 'shut the other one up' by keeping both your loose flapping lips busy and shoving your mouths together and sucking whatever little brains out of each other that might exist inside your thick skulls. Why can't you just ignore his dim witted idiocy and attention whoredom by putting him in his place in a very direct and indiscrete manner like this.Â
frodo --Â Suck My Dick!
Fat jesus -- I'm not surprised your boner jumped up the instant I appear here, there, wherever, whenever, or anywhere practically ever. What I am surprised to see is the vague and womanly like indecisive short response and the implication that anything you know and think that I should know would be remotely within the realms of similar fashion. If your implying in your mysterious little one sentence ambiguous little spat that I should disappear into a distant memory of nothingness like you did then you are quite sadly mistaken. My memory will haunt the XWF in more than one way forerever as long as the darkness of the moon continues to rise in past, present, and future. Sorry Mrs. James, but I'm not interested in you whispering sweet nothings into my ear any longer. Maybe it will work for your new holiday seasonal job, since your bidding 'farewell' to your old one by admission of your own words, to play (Kris) Kringle in the mall while happy children sit on your lap. Then you dribble an ear full of deceit to them of promised presents their parents can't afford. Get the (X)-Mas-ish innuendo I'm puttin' down, you fat bearded son of a bitch!"
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56 - 20 - 1
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4 (X) Xtreme Champion
1 (X) Tag Team Champion (w/ Doctor Louis D'ville)
1 (X) Anarchy Champion
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