Unknown Soldier
HAIL SATAN!
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12-02-2015, 12:38 AM
Attention please!!!!!! Attention please!!!!!! Attention please!!!!!!
A pool of the brightest of blue water, transpires and dissipates into a darker tint, as one progresses past it onward into a dark red hue (goat blood), which grows gradually , like a sliding river of molasses towards the magnificent master of the maniacal. Your' villain, who is of course fueled by the drugs (crystal methamphetamine) he has most recently injected. Here he sits, perched high atop a sandy mountaintop after the flow of dark red lava like liquid vanishes in a trail behind your forced progression forward.  Far off in a desert most likely in Syria somewhere he squats, and it is in this political and religious warzone where our despicable fiend of deception and ultra bad ass mega XWF superstar speaks.
Unknown Soldier:Â "Sup fags!?"
Our seducer of sin steps away from a Hilary Clinton blow up doll where most certainly his own slimy sin stick had most recently been playing a game of slip and slide. After humping the donkey faced deflating plastic looking democrat doll, he approaches to address the 66.6% of the homosexual XWF audience. It is obvious to all, as he grows nearer, that he is decked out in his new Donald Trump t-shirt.
Unknown Soldier: "I'm here to make an open challenge, for those whom may think they are worthy enough to stand across the ring from me in the first XWF live show . I look forward to dining on the delicious decadence of dripping blood from whomever my great lord and master SATAN! deems worthwhile for me to feast on!"Â
XWF Record
56 - 20 - 1
1 (X) Universal Champion
4 (X) Xtreme Champion
1 (X) Tag Team Champion (w/ Doctor Louis D'ville)
1 (X) Anarchy Champion
2 (X) Superstar of the Month
Hall of Legends member inducted 9/27/20 at Relentless
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