Mike Emerick
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09-15-2015, 07:18 AM
Backstage in the Medical Area we see Mike Emerick. He looks to be in bad shape, with bandages all over his arms and wrists and stiches on his face. He also is attached to a blood pack due to all the blood he lost during the match. He also looks very, VERY, pissed off, looking down at the floor while using his bloodstained towel to wipe the blood from his face, muttering curses to himself. Suddenly XWF's Official Interviewer, Steve Sayors, enters into the room. He looks at Mike Emerick in shock for a bit, then gets right back to business, turning to the camera and saying,
"Hello XWF universe it's me, Steve Sayors, and I'm here backstage with a man who truly put himself through hell tonight, Mike Emerick. Care if I ask you a few questions Mike?"
Mike Emerick looks up, he then responds in a way that shows he's holding something back, "Sure, got nothing better to do here besides get my blood replenished,"
"Thank you Mike, so please tell me, what made you preform that moonsault off the cage?"
Suddenly Mike Emerick grabs the mike from Sayors, "Sorry Steve, but I got something to say! Shane , I should have known you where a dickless coward, heck, your even more dickless then Bijorn is at the moment! It seems like you we're trying to send a message to the XWF universe, the only message I got is that the CCWF are a bunch of pussies! I don't care about Isles or Aries, but what you did to Rob is what's getting you on M.E's bad side! Good job beating up The Man of The People, after he was just in a hellacious cage match! You attacked a man who was probably almost dead already, wow, you're SOOOO tough! First Fortanna and now Robbie Bourbon, It seems you think the Dangerous Alliance is a threat, and you're trying to take us out one by one. And you know what Shane? You're right. We ARE a threat, it's in our goddamn name, but if you think we're just going to take what you did to Rob or Fortanna lying down, you're more then Scully and Dim combined! You want a war? You got it! Hired Gun, not sure how you survived your neck being broken, maybe you're a zombie like Morbid Angel. I hope you're enjoying your life so far, because the Dangerous Alliance will bring it to an end! Goddess and Abigail, I believe in equal opportunity, a woman should get the chance to do as well as a man, BUT I also believe that if a woman believes in that they should be willing to take the same hits a man would! Abigail, I should have taken you out in that cage when I had the chance, and I don't mean on a date, but don't think for a second you or Goddess are safe! Finally we have the holder of the CCWF/IWGP Universal Championship, "Loserboy" Vinnie Lane! Wow, what a long name for a fake title, are you trying to make up for something? I know you sat backstage, injected some Heroin into your arm, and laughed while your cronies beat up people who were already beaten up like a pack of hyenas on a wounded lion! Well guess what, you might have something with Trax right now, but you also got something with M.E! If you have any balls, put your title on the line against M.E and I'll beat your Van Halen wannabe ass and throw that title in the dumpster where it belongs! When? Anytime, anywhere Vinnie! Name the date and I'll kick your ass on it, Unless you're going to chicken out like Game Girl did! So in short, CCWF stands for Cunty Crap-eating Weak Fuckers, and they will be destroyed by M............ wait for it............ E AND the Dangerous Alliance! That's all,"
He forcefully hands the mike back to Sayors, "Well.....Mike Emerick everyone!" Sayors then quickly walks out of the room. Mike Emerick then makes sure his blood pack is still attached and continues mumbling curses to himself.
The end is nigh
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