Mike Emerick
Soon...
XWF FanBase:
Teens, some men, few kids
(booed by casual fans; hurts people; often angry)
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Joined: Sat Aug 29 2015
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08-29-2015, 03:34 AM
Hello all you pathetic losers in the world, it is me, the sexiest man in XWF, a man men want to be and woman want to be with, a man who is 100% all natural pure Alaskan beefcake *Kisses bicep*, M.E himself, Mike Emerick! I'm just going to cut to the chase, Gamer Girl, I've heard rumors that you want to fight me. I don't know what surprises me more, the fact people are already wanting my head before I've had my first official match in XWF or the fact the said person who wants my head is a bunch of pixels! I have a strict don't hit girls code, but a video game girl? That's something I've never thought of! Back on point though, do you REALLY, REEAAALLLY think you can beat me? I know you have been in XWF longer than I have and supposedly have "magical powers", but you've never faced anyone like me before! I have the three s's, I'm smart, sexy, and savage! So bit-bitch, if you want to fight M.E so bad, give me the date, and on that date I will give you a beating 1 MILLON bonus levels won't help you forget! You ask if Mike Emerick will be next, I ask if Gamer Girl will be first! Just tell me when you want your 8 bit ass kicked and on that fateful day, when you get caught with the Emerick Cutter and land face first on the canvas, you will know it's all about M............................ wait for it............. E!
The end is nigh
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