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The Blue Tango · **02-28-2015, 04:12 PM**

"Vinnie. Dude.

I've been trying to get a hold of you for fuckin' weeks, bruh! Where the hell have you been?! I've been trying to make my return to the XWF after taking down Ghost Tits, at you're demand, and have been looking for a way back in! Calypso doesn't just show up to a show, nadda mean? What have you been up to lately, anyway? I see you're carrying around that new Federweight Title... What's it all about? Still chasing around whatever you can get your hands on huh? That's cool. Maybe someday you'll grow some cajones and use up that Universal Title shot. That's what the bitches really want man. Not just the fame and the fortune, not just the glam superstar, but the power that goes with all of that. How much power you got sitting off to the side while the Universal Title's being defended right in front of you?

That'd be like sitting on the couch watching some dude pound, Roxy. If you don't know what that's like, would you? That bitch is sexy.

Just 'joshin'-ya... I wouldn't do that to my bro.

What I would do is take that Federweight Title from you though. Talk about making an impact! Calypso defeats the feared and unstoppable monster, Ghost Tank! Then returns after an extended minor rib injury to defeat 'Loverboy' Vinnie Lane for the XWF's newest and crudest titles! Sounds like an XWF Hall of Fame documentary waiting to happen. If I wasn't so dehydrated from partying all last night, I'd shed a tear.

So grab hold of you balls through those leather pants, give 'em a squeeze, and let me hear a battle cry Partyboy.

Keep that asshole tight."

[[[ Calypso does a shooting star press that misses Vinnie by an entire mile. The impact of Calypso hitting the ground made a book shelf that was full of old porn magazines fall onto Vinnie. Calypso crawls over and lies on top of the bookshelf on top of the champ. ]]]

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