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Maverick · **02-24-2015, 02:36 PM**

(02-24-2015, 02:21 PM)Mastermind Said:
(02-24-2015, 02:19 PM)Maverick Said: "Oh, okay. Name one fucking time- one fucking time- where I ditched a match right in the middle of it, just so I could be in a match I was already guaranteed to be in? Oh, you can't, since it never happened to me."

"You're the Master of Ditching Matches halfway through."

"Oh, please. Last time I checked, I don't try to vacate the ring and go backstage in the middle of a match."

(02-24-2015, 02:24 PM)Scully Said:
(02-24-2015, 02:17 PM)Maverick Said:
(02-24-2015, 02:13 PM)Scully Said: "I can still pimp that bitch out, anal child and if you're lucky, Maverick I may even let her take your V plates... Obviously not for free"

"Fuck off, I don't want AIDS from your girlfriend."

"Her name is not Maria Brink, she doesn't have aids. She is clean unlike your mother who gave me an S.T.I"

"Oh, this is rich. HEY EVERYONE! WITNESS HOW THIS DUMBASS FAILS AGAIN! In case if you hadn't noticed, you're two years younger than me. Now, you may be wondering, why the fuck does this matter? Well..."

"My mother died giving childbirth to me."

(02-24-2015, 02:26 PM)Goat Face Killa Said: Don't go spouting off bullshit because I stated a fact. That's unprofessional.

Well, then again, so is shitting on a title and blaming a run of losses to a guy who's named after the number one in french and looks exactly like you.

"And yet, didn't I already give video proof that X-Pac was the one responsible for the title shitting? Do you need a refresher?"

Quote:John Madison: "Bah, fine! But if you ever need some advice, you can come to me and Peter. Now, without further adieu, it's time to answer the question on everyone's mind right now. 'Who is the X-Treme Champion?' Well the answer to that question weighed heavily on the outcome of the match up that we just saw. Maverick, welcome to the XWF, buddy. You've made an impact faster than anyone else I've seen around here (besides Peter of course), and so I'm rewarding you with this."

John picks up a bag, unzips it, and shows Maverick what's inside...

It's the X-TREME TITLE!

John Madison: "That's right! Ladies and gentlemen, your new X-Treme Champion is none other than MAVERICK!"

John throws down the bag and begins to celebrate on the stage as Maverick nods his head in approval from the middle of the ring. John's attention has been taken off of the X-Treme Title completely as it remains inside of the gym bag behind him.

Wait a minute...

Who's that coming up behind John?

Oh my God, it's X-PAC!

What the fuck is Sean Waltman doing here?

X-Pac is carrying a Wendy's cup. John doesn't see Pac behind him.

X-Pac shows us the inside of the Wendy's cup. It's filled all the way to the top with SHIT!

Maverick is yelling at John to turn around as X-Pac holds the cup of feces over the gym back that contains the X-Treme Title.

But instead John is walking towards the ring to congratulate Maverick. Maverick runs out of the ring and tries to run past John, but John grabs him and hugs him.

John Madison: "Good job, buddy! You're gonna go far!"

X-Pac laughs at Maverick as he POURS THE CUP FULL OF SHIT INTO THE BAG THAT CONTAINS MAVERICK'S X-TREME TITLE! This is happening while John Madison's back is turned.

But Maverick is finally able to break free from John's bro hug, and runs past him.

X-Pac runs away as Maverick chases him off. Maverick is left with the bag that contains his shit covered X-Treme Title.

"Or maybe you need to see proof from the other side?"

Quote:They go through the process of paying at the window before driving off with a bag full of tacos. X-Pac has the Jack in the Box soft drink in his hand and dumps it out of the car.

RAZOR Hey I spent like two bucks on the shit, Kid. What the hell are you doing?

X-PAC Chill dude, I gotta shit.

RAZOR Hey man, are you serious? You're not really gonna shit in that cup, are you?

X-PAC I really gotta go, so yeah. I'm gonna shit all up in this cup.

RAZOR That's pretty nasty, Pac. If you needed to shit, all you had to do was say somethin'. Let me take you to a gas station, maing.

X-PAC Hey no! You keep us on the road. I've got this.

RAZOR Why are you so determined to shit in the cup, Pac? You can't use the facilities like a normal person?

X-PAC Dude, look. It's for our match.

RAZOR What do you mean it's for our match? You gonna wear it like war paint or something, chico?

X-PAC No! I'm gonna take the cup of shit and then throw it in Maverick's bags. That way after he loses, he gets a mouthful of my shit when he opens his bag.

RAZOR Awwww chico, that's horrible.

While this conversation is taking place, we've heard X-Pac defecating into the cup.

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