"Forget the Harts Championship, the Intercontinental Championship, the Trio's, the tag titles, the Federweight... The Xtreme, hell even the Universal Championship. One title is better than all of those put together.....
I am the reigning, defending, undisputed XWF Champion. I am the first ever Champion and I will never.... Ever lose it! Just look at this bad boy...

Now, first of all Sheep Face Killa, that challenge you made to me, I accept. Although the petition is no longer available as I scrunched it up and threw away the key. So I will be a fighting Champion and after lethal lottery is Over, I will defend it. What do you say? Want a shot?

Adam Underwood, you interfering, snot faced rat.. You're Next! After I'm done with sheep boy, how about you go one on one, with the Special one?"

You're a complete fucking . Keep the championship. This will die out in a few weeks, just wait.

(02-24-2015, 12:22 PM)Scully Said: "I'm still waiting, it hasn't come yet...Why am I waiting for it anyway? I have a car.. Duh...

"I get what you mean, sort of. Judging by your English, I believe you definitely deserve a shot at my XWF Championship belt... That when you faced me? You forgot to mention the word, It! Before the word was... Dumbo"

(02-24-2015, 01:01 PM)Scully Said: "I get what you mean, sort of. Judging by your English, I believe you definitely deserve a shot at my XWF Championship belt... That when you faced me? Dumbo"

My english was perfectly acceptable. I see why you're . I beat you, the title gets shoved up your ass.

(02-24-2015, 01:08 PM)Scully Said: "Why you so obsessed with shoving things up my rectum? You dirty little Goat, you!"

(02-24-2015, 01:17 PM)Maverick Said: Maverick facepalms at the stupidity being shown by Scully.

"Scully, really, what the fuck are you doing? This is sad and pitiful, even by your standards."

(02-24-2015, 01:43 PM)Mastermind Said:

(02-24-2015, 01:17 PM)Maverick Said: Maverick facepalms at the stupidity being shown by Scully.

"Scully, really, what the fuck are you doing? This is sad and pitiful, even by your standards."

"Oh Maverick just shut up. You invented being pitiful and sad. Leave Scully to go down in a heap of flames."

"Shut the fuck up you prissy boy mother fucker. Nobody asked you to join in on this conversation. Sure, I may have just butted in here on my own accord, but at least I'm being- somewhat- polite and wondering what Scully's deal is. You, on the other hand, are just throwing random dipshit comments no one could really give a fuck about. Go home, you AIDS down syndrome child."

(02-24-2015, 01:53 PM)Maverick Said:

(02-24-2015, 01:43 PM)Mastermind Said:

(02-24-2015, 01:17 PM)Maverick Said: Maverick facepalms at the stupidity being shown by Scully.

"Scully, really, what the fuck are you doing? This is sad and pitiful, even by your standards."

"Oh Maverick just shut up. You invented being pitiful and sad. Leave Scully to go down in a heap of flames."

"Shut the fuck up you prissy boy mother fucker. Nobody asked you to join in on this conversation. Sure, I may have just butted in here on my own accord, but at least I'm being- somewhat- polite and wondering what Scully's deal is. You, on the other hand, are just throwing random dipshit comments no one could really give a fuck about. Go home, you AIDS down syndrome child."

"Seems legit.
I told you this title was amazing, look at you two simpletons calling each other names! It's so cute!"

(02-24-2015, 02:00 PM)Scully Said: "Seems legit.
I told you this title was amazing, look at you too simpletons calling each other names! It's so cute!"

(02-24-2015, 01:57 PM)Mastermind Said:

(02-24-2015, 01:53 PM)Maverick Said:

(02-24-2015, 01:43 PM)Mastermind Said: "Oh Maverick just shut up. You invented being pitiful and sad. Leave Scully to go down in a heap of flames."

"Shut the fuck up you prissy boy mother fucker. Nobody asked you to join in on this conversation. Sure, I may have just butted in here on my own accord, but at least I'm being- somewhat- polite and wondering what Scully's deal is. You, on the other hand, are just throwing random dipshit comments no one could really give a fuck about. Go home, you AIDS down syndrome child."

"Ha, Ha, you're quite a laugh as of late Maverick. That's calling the kettle black. You also invented running home, because that's what you do a lot, you squeal like a pig and run home. So why don't you just squeal all the way home.

"SHUT. UP."

"Fuck you and your generic comments that I wish I could flush down the toilet."

"I hate. That I lost to you. It's eating me alive."




"And I cannot rest until every mistake I made has been purged."

(02-24-2015, 02:05 PM)Goat Face Killa Said:

(02-24-2015, 02:00 PM)Scully Said: "Seems legit.
I told you this title was amazing, look at you too simpletons calling each other names! It's so cute!"

You and everyone else here apart from me and House is worthy of this title. May all your girlfriends see 50 Shades of Grey alone at the cinema, fuck the popcorn guy and then leave you.

"Scully, shut the fuck up you . Goddamn. I feel like you were dropped on your head as a baby. Is your new- found the reason why Natalie can't be a slut and why you can't be a pimp?"

"And Goat Face, fuck off you coward."

(02-24-2015, 02:05 PM)Goat Face Killa Said:

(02-24-2015, 02:00 PM)Scully Said: "Seems legit.
I told you this title was amazing, look at you too simpletons calling each other names! It's so cute!"

You and everyone else here apart from me and House is worthy of this title. May all your girlfriends see 50 Shades of Grey alone at the cinema, fuck the popcorn guy and then leave you.

(02-24-2015, 02:08 PM)Goat Face Killa Said: Using the same insult as I used against you earlier. That's amusing.

"Probably because it's true for you and false for me. What kind of wrestler would walk away from a match just to be in a match that HE WAS ALREADY GUARANTEED TO BE IN?! It just doesn't make sense."

"You talk about how everyone here is worthy for Scully's - ass championship? Well, let's line you up, because your the goddamned Number One Contender now."

(02-24-2015, 02:07 PM)Maverick Said:

(02-24-2015, 02:05 PM)Goat Face Killa Said:

(02-24-2015, 02:00 PM)Scully Said: "Seems legit.
I told you this title was amazing, look at you too simpletons calling each other names! It's so cute!"

You and everyone else here apart from me and House is worthy of this title. May all your girlfriends see 50 Shades of Grey alone at the cinema, fuck the popcorn guy and then leave you.

"Scully, shut the fuck up you . Goddamn. I feel like you were dropped on your head as a baby. Is your new- found the reason why Natalie can't be a slut and why you can't be a pimp?"

(02-24-2015, 02:05 PM)Maverick Said: [
"SHUT. UP."

"Fuck you and your generic comments that I wish I could flush down the toilet."

"I hate. That I lost to you. It's eating me alive."




"And I cannot rest until every mistake I made has been purged."

(02-24-2015, 02:14 PM)Mastermind Said:

(02-24-2015, 02:05 PM)Maverick Said: [
"SHUT. UP."

"Fuck you and your generic comments that I wish I could flush down the toilet."

"I hate. That I lost to you. It's eating me alive."




"And I cannot rest until every mistake I made has been purged."

"Oh Maverick. You know all I ever wanted was for you to do your 100 percent best and show up. But you didn't and I'm so bitterly disappointed in you. You know you can fix this right? But then again I guess you don't. I have three words for you. Oink, Oink, Oink."

(02-24-2015, 02:12 PM)Maverick Said:

(02-24-2015, 02:08 PM)Goat Face Killa Said: Using the same insult as I used against you earlier. That's amusing.

"Probably because it's true for you and false for me. What kind of wrestler would walk away from a match just to be in a match that HE WAS ALREADY GUARANTEED TO BE IN?! It just doesn't make sense."

"You talk about how everyone here is worthy for Scully's - ass championship? Well, let's line you up, because your the goddamned Number One Contender now."

(02-24-2015, 02:13 PM)Scully Said:

(02-24-2015, 02:07 PM)Maverick Said:

(02-24-2015, 02:05 PM)Goat Face Killa Said: You and everyone else here apart from me and House is worthy of this title. May all your girlfriends see 50 Shades of Grey alone at the cinema, fuck the popcorn guy and then leave you.

"Scully, shut the fuck up you . Goddamn. I feel like you were dropped on your head as a baby. Is your new- found the reason why Natalie can't be a slut and why you can't be a pimp?"

"I can still pimp that bitch out, anal child and if you're lucky, Maverick I may even let her take your V plates... Obviously not for free"

(02-24-2015, 02:16 PM)Mastermind Said:

(02-24-2015, 02:12 PM)Maverick Said:

(02-24-2015, 02:08 PM)Goat Face Killa Said: Using the same insult as I used against you earlier. That's amusing.

"Probably because it's true for you and false for me. What kind of wrestler would walk away from a match just to be in a match that HE WAS ALREADY GUARANTEED TO BE IN?! It just doesn't make sense."

"You talk about how everyone here is worthy for Scully's - ass championship? Well, let's line you up, because your the goddamned Number One Contender now."

"Oh My God Maverick. Blaming him for doing a you. You just don't get it do you?"

(02-24-2015, 02:19 PM)Maverick Said: "Oh, okay. Name one fucking time- one fucking time- where I ditched a match right in the middle of it, just so I could be in a match I was already guaranteed to be in? Oh, you can't, since it never happened to me."

(02-24-2015, 02:17 PM)Maverick Said:

(02-24-2015, 02:13 PM)Scully Said:

(02-24-2015, 02:07 PM)Maverick Said: "Scully, shut the fuck up you . Goddamn. I feel like you were dropped on your head as a baby. Is your new- found the reason why Natalie can't be a slut and why you can't be a pimp?"

"I can still pimp that bitch out, anal child and if you're lucky, Maverick I may even let her take your V plates... Obviously not for free"

"Fuck off, I don't want AIDS from your girlfriend."

(02-24-2015, 02:21 PM)Mastermind Said:

(02-24-2015, 02:19 PM)Maverick Said: "Oh, okay. Name one fucking time- one fucking time- where I ditched a match right in the middle of it, just so I could be in a match I was already guaranteed to be in? Oh, you can't, since it never happened to me."

"You're the Master of Ditching Matches halfway through."

(02-24-2015, 02:24 PM)Scully Said:

(02-24-2015, 02:17 PM)Maverick Said:

(02-24-2015, 02:13 PM)Scully Said: "I can still pimp that bitch out, anal child and if you're lucky, Maverick I may even let her take your V plates... Obviously not for free"

"Fuck off, I don't want AIDS from your girlfriend."

"Her name is not Maria Brink, she doesn't have aids. She is clean unlike your mother who gave me an S.T.I"

(02-24-2015, 02:26 PM)Goat Face Killa Said: Don't go spouting off bullshit because I stated a fact. That's unprofessional.


Well, then again, so is shitting on a title and blaming a run of losses to a guy who's named after the number one in french and looks exactly like you.

Quote:John Madison: "Bah, fine! But if you ever need some advice, you can come to me and Peter. Now, without further adieu, it's time to answer the question on everyone's mind right now. 'Who is the X-Treme Champion?' Well the answer to that question weighed heavily on the outcome of the match up that we just saw. Maverick, welcome to the XWF, buddy. You've made an impact faster than anyone else I've seen around here (besides Peter of course), and so I'm rewarding you with this."

John picks up a bag, unzips it, and shows Maverick what's inside...

It's the X-TREME TITLE!

John Madison: "That's right! Ladies and gentlemen, your new X-Treme Champion is none other than MAVERICK!"

John throws down the bag and begins to celebrate on the stage as Maverick nods his head in approval from the middle of the ring. John's attention has been taken off of the X-Treme Title completely as it remains inside of the gym bag behind him.

Wait a minute...

Who's that coming up behind John?

Oh my God, it's X-PAC!

What the fuck is Sean Waltman doing here?

X-Pac is carrying a Wendy's cup. John doesn't see Pac behind him.

X-Pac shows us the inside of the Wendy's cup. It's filled all the way to the top with SHIT!

Maverick is yelling at John to turn around as X-Pac holds the cup of feces over the gym back that contains the X-Treme Title.

But instead John is walking towards the ring to congratulate Maverick. Maverick runs out of the ring and tries to run past John, but John grabs him and hugs him.

John Madison: "Good job, buddy! You're gonna go far!"

X-Pac laughs at Maverick as he POURS THE CUP FULL OF SHIT INTO THE BAG THAT CONTAINS MAVERICK'S X-TREME TITLE! This is happening while John Madison's back is turned.

But Maverick is finally able to break free from John's bro hug, and runs past him.

X-Pac runs away as Maverick chases him off. Maverick is left with the bag that contains his shit covered X-Treme Title.

Quote:They go through the process of paying at the window before driving off with a bag full of tacos. X-Pac has the Jack in the Box soft drink in his hand and dumps it out of the car.

RAZOR Hey I spent like two bucks on the shit, Kid. What the hell are you doing?

X-PAC Chill dude, I gotta shit.

RAZOR Hey man, are you serious? You're not really gonna shit in that cup, are you?

X-PAC I really gotta go, so yeah. I'm gonna shit all up in this cup.

RAZOR That's pretty nasty, Pac. If you needed to shit, all you had to do was say somethin'. Let me take you to a gas station, maing.

X-PAC Hey no! You keep us on the road. I've got this.

RAZOR Why are you so determined to shit in the cup, Pac? You can't use the facilities like a normal person?

X-PAC Dude, look. It's for our match.

RAZOR What do you mean it's for our match? You gonna wear it like war paint or something, chico?

X-PAC No! I'm gonna take the cup of shit and then throw it in Maverick's bags. That way after he loses, he gets a mouthful of my shit when he opens his bag.

RAZOR Awwww chico, that's horrible.

While this conversation is taking place, we've heard X-Pac defecating into the cup.

(02-24-2015, 02:37 PM)Goat Face Killa Said: That's all fake. Everyone knows you tampered with the footage. Title shitter!

(02-24-2015, 02:47 PM)Goat Face Killa Said: You've cut out footage. If you think I'm that stupid then feel free to challenge for Scully's title.

(02-24-2015, 03:04 PM)Goat Face Killa Said: Kill yourself.