Heaven is a place where all the girls speak in an Irish accent and look like Avril Lavigne, serving you Jameson and Cokes all day long, washed down with some Bud Light and Jet's Pizza, Freshly grilled Ribeyes in a sweet cherry cola sauce and the Cincinnati Reds winning the World Series everyday.

Oh, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer went back on the air, never getting cancelled again, anchored by James Marsters.

On Edit: I'm trying to become a vegetarian on moral and dietary grounds - see my struggle and pain?

Second Edit: This would need to be in ample abundance, as well. Can't go anywhere without my 'magic hat.' (Thinks to himself... been far, far too long since I sampled some Magic Hat... god damn expensive good beer...)