LOVE IT, PUNK!

I was gonna create a whole different thread for this, but I better not. Feel tree to focus replies around Punk's idea. It's his thread after all...

Since the fed I help with is pretty narrow-minded and PG, I think XWF should get free reign with my ideas, instead. Here are some match types that are too obscure anywhere...... Except the XWF!

Tortured Tears Match: There's no "easy" way out of this match. Ever. The winner is the first person to make tears stream down their opponent's face!...... X-Treme rules..... DUHHHHH!!!

Poison Match: Deadliest submission match variation since chainsaaw submission matches!!!!.... Okay, those don't exist..... Yet....... But in a poison match, every 2 minutes, another type of poison is introduced into the match, each being increasingly dangerous. After like 8-10 minutes, there are already deadly poisons in the ring. Submit, or die choking on poison!.......... Hmmmmm.......... FUN!

Dome From Hell: A dome-shaped steel mesh cell (dome-shaped hell-in-a-cell)........ But the steel mesh is made of 100% barbed wire.

Anyway, I think some are slipping my mind. I'll mention them later, perhaps.

How come all the weird kinky stuff in the world reminds you people of me!?