I slowly sputtered out some water that had managed to get in my mouth from the doctor's latest pin attempt. I looked up to where the falcon that had shit on me was; thankfully, it was still perched up on it's tree. In a rage, I hopped up and rushed to the tree faster than you can say 'bird shit.'

I started a long trek up the tree, eventually coming face- to- face to the falcon. Unlike fleeing it's brethren, it stayed there, in a perching position, it's eyes fixed upon me. I grabbed the falcon by the neck and saw the Doctor walking by, humming a merry tune. I threw the falcon at him, and as the falcon collided with the skull of Doctor D'Ville, the falcon slumped over, dead, while D'Ville collapsed. I did a diving senton down the tree, hitting the good Doctor's back. I flipped over D'ville and hooked his legs whilst the ref counted.

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