(("Loverboy" Vinnie Lane is walking through the backstage area getting mentally prepared for his upcoming match. He sees Mastermind leaving the gym area and sneaks up behind him.))

I need to get creative with this one. Hmmm...

((Loverboy closes his eyes and clicks his heels together three times, whispering "There's no place like on top of Mastermind for a threecount" over and over. When he opens his eyes, he sees he is laying on top of the X-Treme Champion in the middle of the yellow brick road of Oz. What an impracticable situation. A member of the Lollipop Guild stumbles out from a bush and makes a count.))

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