Screw it. I've got nothing else to do.

((Loverboy waits for Mastermind to scamper by, then sticks his foot out and trips him. Mastermind falls forward, dropping the X-Treme belt, which Loverboy catches and looks at, smiling.))

Hello old friend... did you miss me?

((Loverboy holds the belt under his thigh, then drops down across the back of Mastermind's head with a belt-assisted legdrop.))

And-a one!

And-a two!!