" I cannot be held responsible for what is about to happen. "

The warning comes too late. Evertrust's lower and upper body switch places in the blink of an eye just in time for a massive surge of monkey urine to erupt out of him, so powerful that it acts as a kickout and is forcing Lane up against the ceiling. Confused by this turn of events, Todd counts that as an upside down pin while urine rages out of Evertrust's body and continues shooting upward as he flops around uncontrollably, screaming in what is either the purest form of agony or orgasmic delight.

1.. 2.. 3! On the count of three Lane is sent blasting through the ceiling and up into the beautiful rose colored sky. Still the undisputed champion of monkey urine propelling, Evertrust stops flopping around, gets to his feet and pulls up his pants calmly before going to the sink to wash his hands. Impressed, Todd reminds Evertrust that he forgot to wipe. Evertrust looks up into the mirror to lock eyes with Todd behind him and smiles deviously.

" When you know what I know about the laws of this land, there is no need to wipe, just so long as you keep those hands clean. "