(("Loverboy" Vinnie Lane takes a bathroom break in the mansion of Mastermind, eventually finding the gigantic restroom after a long search. Loverboy walks up to the sink and looks into the mirror.))

Loverboy: Damn I'm pretty. I really do have awesome cheekbones...

((Loverboy looks down at his waist, where only one of the Trios belts now sits.))

Loverboy: I kinda wish I had more gold around my slim waist, though. I'm starting to think giving those belts to Morbid and Peter was a mistake. I know! I heard an urban legend that you can summon that Evertrust guy by looking into a mirror and saying his name three times...

((Loverboy leans against the sink, gripping the edges and looking into the mirror with a serious expression.))

Loverboy: Evertrust...









Evertrust...













Evertrust!






((Nothing happens. Loverboy looks a little disappointed and then turns to leave, when he suddenly sees the X-Treme Champion squatting with his pants down over the golden bidet. Evertrust doesn't seem to realize he's been summoned, as he's still got his nose buried in an issue of Highlights magazine.))

Loverboy: Hey! Trust!

((Evertrust looks up, surprised, but is immediately blasted in the face with a superkick! Evertrust falls pantsless onto the tile floor as Loverboy carefully pins just his upper, clothed, body. Todd then wanders into the bathroom and gets excited at the sight of the magazine before realizing he has to count another stupid pin.))




T- Dammit.


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