In this fun little tale we shall refer to Tommy Wish as "OP" for the sake of this.

Quote: Tommy sneaks up and grabs his belt, but Everturst(?) wakes up

Quote:With a mean boner

Evertrust and his mentally challenged brother, Everturst, both kickout and simultaneously superkick the attacker from either side, exploding his head between their feet like a watermelon being smashed by a psychotic man wielding a large hammer.

" So much for that mean boner. "

Now they target the higher head, delivering the same perfectly timed kick to squish his head between their feet like a watermelon being smashed by a psychotic man wielding a large hammer.