Mastermind notices Evertrust's body begin to shake as tremors are sent through the ground below. Could this be an augury of a kickout so Earth shattering that Mastermind is finally left in a condition with constant drool trickling from his bottom lip and irregular intervals of attempts to bite his own ear when people ask him a question?

Luckily for Mastermind, Evertrust simply kicks out and stabs him in the shoulder with an adult swordfish. Evertrust chuckles as the fish swings its tail rapidly and tries to free itself from the presence of a mind so much less adept than its own and Mastermind flops around on the ground like he himself is some kind of fish, frantically slapping at the swordfish and wailing like a banshee.

" Thanks for the mid day mirth; your nomadic cast of mind has once again served me well. "