((Loverboy sees Evertrust appear from a weird portal, shifting from two dimensions to three. As Loverboy hides behind a vending machine and watches, Evertrust laughs and lies down on the floor. Above him, in what looks like Ariel font, a cursor types out the following message.))

I see you, Vinnie Lane. Come and take your chance.

((As the words hover in mid air, Loverboy shrugs and walks over to Evertrust, placing his hand on the prone champion's chest.))

Loverboy: Dude, do you have two heartbeats? Weird.

((A referee appears on the ceiling and begins counting.))




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