"I'll bring my helmet if you bring yours."

"Douglas who? Oh! You mean the guy that died after leaving the arena, right? I don't think I ever fought him, but keep living your fantasies, since you seem to love thinking that you live in a castle and being called queen. Maybe that Douglas guy you mentioned could be your royal servant; that is, if that's your way of mourning his loss."

"I've only lost once, I'll have you know. I've fought an invisible wrestler on Monday, so technically I won that since I had to do all of the damn work myself. You have no idea how hard it is to act like I'm being hit with a finishing move from the top rope."

((Just roll with it, Johnathan is a sore loser and acts like people who didn't deserve a victory don't exist at all.))