Ever since Black has been on a hiatus from the company for the past few months, he returns to the XWF to give out a message to his fans and supporter from across the globe of X-Terme.


Hello all out there within the XWF. I haven't been here for awhile, and i'm starting to see the rise of new fresh talent landing in the land of X-terme with old schooler who are attempting to live up to their past glory.. that isn't a diss to any Vets who are having a hastag movement or using encrypted shit.. any ways, I am seeing this company growing to the fullest.

While the management is having some difficult times with the show's current products, I think that time will tell for the finial decision. Now, I am no Mr. Potato head, but if one day I could own Shove-It, I'd make it fucked up as possible. Anyone rememberd when I hosted it? Makes me still piss in my pants with that old lady who haunts my own dreams at night.

Before I start babbling on about nothing... the real reason why I am out here on XWF TV... is too tell you fans at home, that I am going to retire from In-Ring action, as you all know, I am not getting younger nor gotten crack at the top champions for the time I have been here. I've seen things that rookie wouldn't want to experience at all within this place.

I have been in situations that made want to quit this fed, for example getting hanged from that racist Hickbilly to being the butt of the tampon jokes. Also, i'm glad that Frodo killed Ann, she was one annoying prick of a bitch who I would end up murdering ASAP. I faced with a lot haters who wanted me out of the ring, well guess what, I hope you all who doubted me... have the last laugh now.


I am the man who made X-Terme think..."Damn this man is fucking crazy"..."Free my N***** Black from Maddy"... to even this.."Black makes bitches puss puss go pop pop (with cherry on top)".


My last words are this... I will still around in this Fedration.. weather it be me being a manager to hot shots to non-shots, running a Patato head type shows, to even stalking the females after there matches.

This is John Black... and, i'm out of the ring..FOR GOOD!


Then this promo shuts off into a recap of the latest edition of Warfare!