For one insinuating that I'm a moron, you sure do talk funny calling definitions 'definations.' Whatever the hell that is. And then you said 'defiantly' when I'm pretty sure you meant definitely. That or you're just a fucking . I will break you over my knee on Thursday. I will smash you around like a toddler does to a blanket.

I am Woe, and I am no loser. You call yourself a submission master, but after I hit you with El Despuente, you will wail like a bitch in heat. Why not a normal wail? Because you're a frightened little girl. Frightened of what Big Bad Woe will do to you between the ropes. I'll tell you, I'll destroy you. After I destroy you, I will dub your cowboy hat and ride off into the sunset on my donkey named Mastermind. Why I named him after you? Well it's the first jackass I could think of. Ole punto.