Society's overrated. What's the point of it anyways? It's just a way for people to keep you in line. You're probably in support of it because you were bullied as a child. Society let you run to Miss Frizzle and tell her, "Miss Frizzzzleeeee! Woe is being mean to me! He called me a pussyyyyy." She probably looked at you and hugged you, sending Woe to the office for insubordination. When really, she should have smacked the hell out of you and told you to man the fuck up. Well Mastermind, allow me to be the slap that wakes you the fuck up. I'm going to spank your ass and treat you like the little bitch you are.

Oh Mastermind, I'm thirsty. Will you grab that drink over there for me? And while you're at it will you just leave because you're embarrassing yourself in this duel.