Rhymes?! Rhymes?! You think I'm a joke Mastermind? How about that pity party that Shane took on you when he GAVE you that title back? That's a joke. You don't deserve that. If you did, then you would've defeated Swagmire and you would've defeated that little shithead kid. Instead what you did was cry until Daddy Shane came down to provide you a nipple to suckle. Hey I've got a dick all primed up for the sucking if you're interested Mr. Loser. Remember the last time you won an important match? Oh yeah he fell asleep because you bored him so much. You're an eye sore to the XWF and you ought to walk away while you're still able to walk.