Shane steps in and laughs, knowing Swaggy was more than capable of kicking out after that assault. Swag literally just laid there with his eyes open, looking around and smiling while the pin was happening.

Hahaha, excellent show you dirty jigaboo!

Swaggy looks around wondering who Shane is talking to.

I'm talking to you! Now, since you have chosen to make the second highest title in the company a joke, it's time to show the entire world what I do to jokers! Let me issue you a little "reminder" of not to fall asleep again if you should ever hold a title again in this company.

Shane makes like he's writing a speeding ticket even though he has no pen or paper. Oh well.

This is a ticket fining you $103,617, putting you around $100,000 in debt to the company after seizing your recent payments which you'll find I am completely in the right to do if you have a lawyer review the dozens of clauses in your contract.

Secondly, until your debt is paid in full, nobody in your family is permitted to have any official title shots.

Thirdly, anybody that attempts to help you pay off your debt will just be throwing their money away as this repayment MUST come from new earnings from YOU and you alone.

Lastly, since you have made it clear you never intended to hold the title, it goes back to the man who had fought so courageously with kickout after kickout. Congratulations, Mastermind! You're STILL the X-treme champion, and your reign is being counted as though you never lost it in the first place!

Let's see what I decide to do the next time somebody wants to degrade a championship! HAHAHA!

Shane starts playing the air guitar Hollywood Hogan style and struts away. A bulge in the back of his pants suggests he may have a potato wedged in his ass, but we don't know for sure. You know you're wondering though... you're wondering what could be in Shane's pants. Admit it.