*Another upload from the beast incarnate Brrrrrrock Lesnar after he sees the recent X-treme title discussions.*

:Killing Time, Watching Footage from his sofa w/ a deliciously refreshing iced tea w/ a lemon wedge:
Mastermind is too god damned stupid to realize the value of dollars; he's going to ask you for a title shot he doesn't deserve, and that could literally be any of the titles in this company.

Though, in fairness, I wouldn't mind tuning in to watch Eli James obliterate that jackass in 30 seconds, so why not give him the shot at the top belt? Maybe it can be a warmup match before Eli defends against a real contender.

And Paul, my friend -- don't mind Liz; she's been struck in the head with too many dicks and thinks she's a dyke now. As she watches this, she also probably thinks I'm making claims of standing in the room with her___________right now.

*Brock jerks his head forward at the camera and somewhere, Liz and Mastermind both probably jumped back in fear thinking Brock was coming at them in person. This narrator can't help but chuckle as he pictures it happening.*