((Mastermind is confused by the title of the promo and seems a little lost for words, as "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane walks up and sets down a huge potted plant.))

Loverboy: Oh, hey dude! I guess you were probably expecting Gator, or at least Hot Todd, right? My bad. But hey, have you seen all my cool belts? I want that one too!

((Loverboy points at Mastermind's waist, and when Mazzy looks down, Loverboy flicks his finger back up into his nose!))

Loverboy: Ha! Gotcha with the oldest trick in the book!

((Loverboy grabs Mastermind's face, slams it into all three awesome belts he's wearing, and then rolls him up! A tired and dirty looking referee pops up from the potted plant!))

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