Shane stands in the parking lot with his pants down, holding out a single asparagus spear and asking if anybody would like to take it from him. What's concerning here is that as the camera zooms into the asparagus spear, there seems to be a small clump of a brown-ish, black-ish, glistening substance at the tip of it.

Will somebody dare to take the spear? Will they investigate the substance? Is it ice cream? Why are Shane's balls dripping wet as he waits?