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Any takers? - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 08-28-2014
Shane stands in the parking lot with his pants down, holding out a single asparagus spear and asking if anybody would like to take it from him. What's concerning here is that as the camera zooms into the asparagus spear, there seems to be a small clump of a brown-ish, black-ish, glistening substance at the tip of it.
Will somebody dare to take the spear? Will they investigate the substance? Is it ice cream? Why are Shane's balls dripping wet as he waits?
RE: Any takers? - SwagMire - 08-28-2014
"Shane, what the fuck man? Peter's waiting for you in his hotel room. He just called me and asked if I've seen you. Something about a salad needs tossing."
RE: Any takers? - Vincent Lane - 08-28-2014
Not me! I'm allergic, dude!
But I hear Gilmour loves asparagus. That may have been a rumor...
RE: Any takers? - Luke Gunnar - 08-28-2014
Gunnar is seen walking past from a distance and notices Shane with his asparagus. He stops
Did your fuckin' potato cheat on you?
He chuckles to himself and continues to walk past.
RE: Any takers? - AerialKnight - 08-28-2014
Johnathan sees that Shane is carrying his asparagus stick in a rather awkward place. Noticing this, he smirks and walks past Shane. That is, not before letting out a snarky little quip.
"I don't know about you, Sir Shane, but I'm more of a carrot kind of guy than a asparagus guy."
Any takers? - Gator - 08-28-2014
*Gator and Todd walk to the small crowd that has formed around a most likely crazed Shane. Gator looks at all of the men and shakes his head*
"You guys are a bunch of pussies! Go get it Todd!"
*Gator pushes Todd towards Shane. Todd notices how well-endowed Shane is, he pulls a facing saying 'not bad' and takes the mysterious substance from the tip of the asparagus spear*
T: "Gross."
"Take the spear too idiot!"
*Todd also takes the asparagus spear. Gagging from the substance in between his fingers*
*What is this shit? Will Shane ever say? Or will he leave here on this enigma?*
Any takers? - Outsider Joel - 08-28-2014
Man... this looks like it gonna turn into some thing... perverted or something.