((Mastermind is taking a shit in one of the XWF office buildings many, many bathrooms. He seems to be having a tough time due to his diet lacking much fiber. After a few excruciating minutes of groaning and crying, a massive splash echoes through the room, followed by a relieved sigh.))

Mastermind: Ha ha! I mastered this toilet's mind!


((Just then, a silver booted foot steps down beneath the partition of the stall next to Mastermind's, followed by a second. "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane opens the stall door and we see him perched on the john, surrounded by a dozen rolls of toilet paper taken from the rest of the stalls.))

Mastermind: Hey.. HEY! Oh SHIT! Anybody out there? I need some fucking TP!


Loverboy: I'll hook you up dude!

Mastermind: Oh, thanks man I just -

((Loverboy leaps over the wall of the toilet stall, landing on top of Mazzy's body as the stall on the other side of Mastermind's pops open, revealing a referee with a clothespin on his nose.))



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