"THR-"

"Ah... CHOO!"

Gator turns over to Flynn and Todd lying on the ground...

"Bless you."

"Thre-"

"AHCHOO!"

Gator points and yells at the pair.

"TODD GET OFF OF FLYNN AND GET HIM TISSUES OR SOMETHING!!!"

Todd however in his own mind... Was surrounded by gunfire...

He was trapped in... Vietnam. Hiding in the long grass with a machine gun...

Charlie seemed like he was everywhere.

Charlie. His Vietnamese landlord back when he had an apartment in Ho Chi Minh city in 1997.

He looked down and saw Private Fields lying in the grass, bleeding from the skull...

Killed by Charlie...

Via incidental injury... Technically.

Fields had died of shoddy carpentry, a splinter launching into his skull after he had intentionally slammed his head into a retaining wall...

Fields hadn't been a clever man, he was in fact quite mentally ill, having changed his name two years prior from 'Dave' to 'Private'. He fell to his knees...

Where Flynn was lying... Congested from the sneezing bout.

"...Could really use a tissue, Todd..."

Todd picks up Flynn, cradling him in his arms... Stroking his face...

T: "It's okay, buddy... You'll be okay... Shh..."

Flynn is... quite confused...

"...Yeah, I know. I just need a tissue..."

Gator, feeling overwhelmed with this recipe, turns the corner around the counter.

"What's going on here?!?"

Todd looks up, horrified!

T: "OH GOD! CHARLIE!"

Through Todd's mind's eye, he sees Charlie.... his landlord... A stingy balding man of Caucasian descent.

What, just cause he's a landlord in Vietnam, he can't be a white guy?

Fuck you.

"You will pay for these damages..."

T: "I WON'T DO IT! YOUR INSURANCE COMPANY SHOULD COVER THE DAMAGES!"

"I do not have insurance for this complex... You will pay... You will pay..."

T: "NEVER!"

Todd leaps off of Flynn and sprints out the door taking Flynn's coat... And striding out the front door.

Gator and Flynn both call after him.

"HEY MY COAT!"

Both look at each other.

Laugh.

And freeze frame high five.

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