And yet, NO! Flynn forces a shoulder up!

Before a 2 and a half count!

Before even a 2 and a tenth count!!!!

Were we to try to make this count as mathematically accurate as possible, Flynn kicked out before even a 2 and one-72nd count!!!!!!!!!!

Trevor is at the ready though and immediately goes for a swing as the narrator tries think up even more mixed numbers to narrow the gap between 2, the count of Hawk's pin, and 3.

Flynn is not quite so distracted.

And as the natural lever of Hawk's arm tries to bring the chain down on Flynn's skull again.

Flynn catches him with a BRASS KNUCKLES SHOT TO THE CHIN!!!!!

HOW THE HELL DID HE GET THOSE ON SO FAST!!!!

As Trevor Hawk collapses unconscious from the knockout blow, Flynn turns back to the camera and flashes a Mentos grin.

"This kickout is brought to you by..."

"Cheating. Isn't it about time you started?"