Dos...

Flynn kicks out!

Black pulls Flynn off the ground, trying to set him up for a DDT.

"HEY! NO DDTS!"

Flynn, in an incredible feat of strength, actually lifts Black, and flips with a Northern Lights Suplex!!!!

Black is left on the ground grabbing his sternum as Flynn looks into the camera from next to Black.

"Fact. Every DDT kills more and more of our precious ozone layer. Every one DDT around the world kills three elephant seals."

"Fact. DDTs pollute our oceans. Every DDT causes both wrestlers involved to sweat. The sweat is mopped and drained into the ocean. Every .3 DDTs kills 1700 seagulls."

"Fact. DDTs are hypocrites."

Flynn wraps one arm around that fine-ass woman as he bring his other arm up holding a sign.

"DDTs. Not even once."

Paid for by the National Association for the Advancement of the Double Underhook Suplex.