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"HEY!"

Free-Win's shoulders shoot off the ground, pointing up at Mastermind.

"Is that the new Vasio phone?

"What the fuck is a Va-"

Mastermind looks down into his hand... which is holding a phone... that says Vasio on the back...

"Uh... yeah, I guess."

Free-Win pulls an identical phone out the back of his tights.

"I just got mine today. Hang on!"

Free-Win grabs the phone out of Mastermind's hand... And carefully presses the backs of the two phones together.

Mastermind looks on in awe, prepared for a mind-blowing new innovation in cellular information processing technology.

Flynn continues to press them together, retract them several inches apart, then push them back together.

"Um... what are you doing?"

Free-Win looks up, grinning.

"I'm making them kiss."

"...Oh."

"VASIO PHONES: YOU CAN CAN MAKE THEM KISS"

"CUT!"