(02-25-2014, 08:17 AM)Hunter Payne Said:
Lazarus you mysterious motherfucker.


I get the feeling you are underestimating Hunter Payne. A foolish mistake to make! Almost as foolish as your attire, or your bipartisan beliefs! Can't decide to be a hero or a villian? "Why not be both?" says Lazarus.


Because you can't Lazarus!


Pick a side, you indecisive clown!


Speaking of clowns, back to your 'attire', I believe TNA Wrestling has already copyrighted a idiot sideshow in a red body suit. But I guess originality isn't exactly your strong suit is it Lazarus?


I really don't know how you came to the conclusion that our match was going to be a walk in the park for you. Rest assured, it won't be...



And if you were serious about hooking up with Ann Thraxx, I still have her number from when we were a team. I could give it to you right after I beat you.



Sound good "Batman"?

Any more pop culture references you wanna throw out there? What's next; are you going to compare me somehow to Jersey Shore? Because, that seems to be the only fucking thing you're capable of. Makes sense; you don't have the half a brain needed to say anything actually clever so instead you decide to become the real life equivalent of "The 41 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About it," however somehow even more painfully unbearable to listen to. But that's just one part of this bullshit, and believe it or not, there's more!

Hunter Payne makes a comment about how I'm wrong for underestimating him, then proves why no one should ever take him seriously: he somehow thinks I'm trying to be both a hero and a villain.

Newsflash you fucking : there are no heroes, there are no villains.

But if I had to force myself to fit that mold, I'd call myself a villain. Where did you get this whole trying to be both thing from? My application? Did that leak? Was I supposed to take that seriously? I was about to just pour store brand black cherry soda on it and call it a day.

Also, I love how you brought up your failed stable before I did.

Haha, SEX was a thing.