Oh hey John. How are you? Sad? Upset? Distraught? I mean I'm pretty sad. You made the United Statws championship nothing other than a joke in your hideous reign as champion. It's okay though John, you are reliable in that aspect, you do what John Austin does. Fall short. Like you fell short against me at Wild Card and just like you fell short against Mystica. A Doobie Brothers reference? Really? You've always had a knack for terrible insults. Count Chocula? I don't see Duke around here do you? Bring your spoon Austin because you'll be eating my ass by the end of our match and it will be me with my hands held high.

3x Xtreme Champion
1x Briefcase Holder
1x Television Champion
1x Universal Champion