"El Gurú Del Partido" Nicholas Martinaz - vs - Zak Misery X-treme Rules Justine MacKenzie - vs - Matt Ward - vs - Gunner B.Layfield Triple Threat, 1 Fall Anthony Jarvis Powell - vs - Jack Swagger Standard Rules Joseph Kain - vs - Damien Callaway Standard Rules HUGE DOUBLE MAIN EVENT! MAIN EVENT Dr. Zero (w/ Egyptian Snow Pharaoh) - vs - Mystica (w/ Eli James IV) - vs - Sebastian Duke (w/ ???) Triple Threat, 1 Fall Will somebody show up in Duke's corner? Ringside managers can post 1 RP toward this match to help their client slightly MAIN EVENT (Non-Title) John Austin - vs - John Raide Standard Rules Guest Ref: Eli James IV Eli can post 1 RP toward this match if he wants & can influence match as ref if he chooses Raide and Austin both attacked Eli separately at Lethal Lotto with Austin actually cashing in a briefcase and taking the US Title! What will unfold this week as Eli holds their fate in HIS hands?

The lights go ablaze and the cameras spring to life, producing the image of a packed War Room for your viewing pleasures tonight! The audience....like always, is as crazed and blood thirsty as ever! Fueled on the supply of narcotics and alcohol they ingested either before arriving or while seated here in the lavishly, rundown subterranean infrastructure, that is the War Room. All awaiting the brutality and chaos that will be coming their way shortly, but first we are taken up to the magnificent skybox that contains the captivating and energetic Giovanni Ferrari with the amazing Shane seated alongside him. seeming to find trouble with his microphone shakes it a few time and then chucks it down into the audience before producing a potato from his pocket that he begins speaking into.

: Looks like we have a mighty fine show tonight Gio! A mighty fine show, indeed.

Yes, folks....that is correct, we can hear clear as day and he is in fact, speaking into a potato.

Gio: Indeed we have a marvelous show tonight . Packed to the brim with talent and we also managed to fit in Matt Ward too.

: Who?

Gio: Exactly.

: Do you feel blame?

Gio: Oh boy, I think we had better get to the first match while 's still making some sense.

: Are you mad?

Gio: Quite. But that's a discussion for another time, right now let's get those cameras ringside for our first match. , who do you have your money on, Zak Misery or Nicholas Martinez?

: Waggle bagga?

Gio: Well...there you have it ladies and gentlemen. Shane 's pick for the first match and now, lets see just what that match has in store for us, shall we.

Cameras pan out and away as begins to sniff the potato he was speaking into before he starts nibbling at it like a squirrel might nibble at a nut.

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"El Gurú Del Partido" Nicholas Martinaz
- vs -
Zak Misery
X-treme Rules


XWF Warfare fans; we are here to witness another edition of the finest wrestling programming that professional wrestling has to offer. WEDNESDAY NIGHT WARFARE! To kick off our evening, we are fortunate to witness the debut of the Mexican-American legend El Guru Del Partido and his attractive manager Nena del Guru. No people these names are not made up, and yes they do exist! We prove this to you as Heavy Rain's song 'One more Time' blares over the X-tron and from behind the backstage arena evolves an attractive looking female escorting her client Nicholas Martinez to the ring. The crowd is primarily filled with boos except for the few Latino population that has arrived to see this specimen wrestle for the first time. Much anticipation has been building in the Southern California region amongst the Mexican-American population hoping that Nicholas Martinez would be their savior and future role model! As he makes his way to the ring, his hips are girating as he relishes in the party moment that is his first XWF match. He's sort of a party animal that is very calm, determined, and focused. A rare list of qualities you would see in a party animal, which could play as a great disguise for his opponents. Martinez taunts the crowd by raising his arms above his head and then retreats to his corner awaiting his opponents arrival.

'One Winged Angel' by Nobuo Uematsu blares over the Xtron as the heavily tattooed and giant black boot wearing vampire Zak Misery makes a routine entrance through the crowd and to the ring. The slight crowd that favors Martinez was the only echoes of cheer for our opening match as Misery receives worse treatment then Martinez. He pays little attention to this and instead keeps his mind focused on the task at hand. Clearly business over partying is his priority.

DING!

The bell rings immediately when Misery enters the ring. Martinez proceeds to dance around and amp up the Latino crowd while Misery takes his pace around the ring. Slowly Martinez continues to do the same as both men now circulate around the ring clockwise. Misery goes in to attack first as he attempts a clothesline. Unfortunately he misses and Martinez ducks. Martinez swoops around his body and reaches up behind Misery who was still leaning into his punch. Martinez locks in a sleeper hold that seems to be taking an effect on Misery. Wrenching it in deeper it appears that Misery may pass out at any second..


That is until he jabs him continuously in the gut releasing the hold at the last second. Misery flips Martinez over his shoulder harshly and rolls him into a tight school boy pin...




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KICKOUT BY Martinez.

Misery is first to his feet and waits for Martinez to rise to his feet.

Misery takes off from across the ring and hits Martinez with a spear! Both men now rising to their feet slowly. Martinez arrives first and lands a couple of punches to Misery's face. A kick to the midsection bends Misery over long enough for Martinez to set up with a

SUPERKICK!!

The latino crowd cheers as Martinez goes in slowly for the cover...




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KICKOUT! by Misery!

Martinez might have been too slow to get to the pin and given Misery enough to to shake the effects of the kick. Now Martinez helps Misery to his feet. He's definitely got the upper hand here as he moves in to lock in an arm bar...

Misery reverses to lock in an arm bar of his own.

That must be some type of Vampiric speed superpower of his. I've heard of this before.

Misery lifts his leg high enough to knee the 6'5" Martinez in the face. A distance higher than Martinez Superkick. Misery's got mad hops like Jordan. Another Vampiric hidden ninja skill. Martinez is staggered long enough for Misery to land....


"YOUR LAST GOODBYE" (Punt to Martinez Face) More powerful than a Colquitt brothers combination!

This has got to be the end. Misery covers.


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THREE!


Winner: Zak Misery

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We see that Justine is getting ready in her locker room, until she see's a reflection of a man wearing a red hockey mask who is right behind her. She turns around and see's the guy in the mask and her grabs her by the throat and glances at her eyes.


???: Good God, you're so pretty...


Then he proceeds to get out his pocket knife and slice her bra off and throws her on the floor and speaks again.


???: How come we didn't have a match together?..HUH?...Scream it OUT!!!


Then he gets some duck tape and rips a piece out and tapes her mouth with it. Then he tapes her hands together on the floor, and he lays beside her and touches her breast and her whole body in a slow manner that is too graphic for Warfare's standards.



???: I hope we can meet again...oh wait, since there wont be a next time.. how about we know each other NOW!!


The masked man rips her clothes off and proceeds to do some dirty things that made the camera turn off for the programming.



30 minutes later, we see that the mask was laid beside a bruised Mckenzine and the man walks but says one last thing to her...


???: Good luck in your Triple Threat Match..... You WILL need it!

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Justine MacKenzie
- vs -
Matt Ward
- vs -
Gunner B.Layfield
Triple Threat, 1 Fall


Here we go with a Triple Threat match between Gunner B. Layfeild, Justine MacKenzie, and Matt Ward. Justine, who is clearly still a bit shaken up and emotionally distraught from that horrible encounter she endured earlier, walks up to Matt and slaps him in the face! Gunner, being the gentleman he is charges to Matt Ward and Shoulder Tackle Takedown. Gunner looks at Justine and boots her in the face! So much for a perfect gentleman. Gunner picks up Ward and Irish Whips him to the turnbuckle. He does the same to MacKenzie. Gunner charges at Ward and Clothesline! Ward falls to the ground. Gunner looks at Justine. He charges and boots her in her chin! MacKenzie begins to lean forward and Gunner catches her and throws her on his shoulder. He turns around and Pump handle Slam! Gunner gets up and picks Matt Ward up.

He grabs Ward and Super kick! Gunner B. Layfield just laid out Matt Ward! Ward and MacKenzie are both out of it. Gunner picks up Matt Ward and throws him to the turnbuckle. He does the same to Justine on the same turnbuckle. He grabs them both and…..


Double Spinebuster!

Gunner just Spinebustered Ward and MacKenzie at the same time!

Gunner begins to stomp on Ward repeatedly! He grabs Wards leg and Texas Longhorn Tamer! Gunner locks in the hold tight, and just pulls on it! Justine gets up and attempts a Lariat but Gunner ducks and hits MacKenzie with a Book of Ezekiel! Gunner picks up MacKenzie and The Dominator! Justine is out! Matt Ward grabs Gunner but Gunner counters and knees him in the gut. Dominator to Matt Ward!

Justine gets up and Gunner charges at her! Gunner … Clothesline From Hell! Justin just did like 5 fucking flips in the air and crashes to the mat hard! Justine rolls out of the ring, and falls to the floor. Gunner turns around to a recovering Matt Ward and …. Clothesline from Hell! Matt Ward is out! Gunner just puts his foot on Ward’s chest for the pin.

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Winner: Gunner B.Layfield

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Anthony Jarvis Powell
- vs -
Jack Swagger
Standard Rules


And here we go. Powell starts off strong with a slap to Swaggers face. Swagger looks at Powell, shocked at what just happened. Swagger goes to return the slap but is instead kicked in the groin by AJ Powell. Swagger goes down hard, grabbing a hold of his twig and berries.

Powell lands an elbow to Swaggers face, and then another, and another, and another, and another. Swagger can do nothing but taken the elbows. AJ Powell picks up Swagger and then drops him with a DDT. He lifts him again and…belly to back suplex. And another. And another. And another. And another. That’s 5 belly to back suplxe’s in a row. No way Swagger is getting up from that. He sure ain’t swaggering now.

AJ Powell lifts his opponent who may or may not be dead already as his entire body is limp. Powell pulls Swagger over to the corner, backs upto the second turnbuckle, hooks the arms and…

POWER BOMB!!!

AJ Powell goes for the cover…



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Lift up. AJ Powell actually picked Swagger up. He had the pin but instead would rather keep the beating going.

Both men back to their feet now, Powell slings Swagger to the ropes and on Swaggers return trip he is greeted with a present in the form of an inverted atomic drop. Swagger grabs his hind parts and Powell takes the opportunity to uppercut his opponent in the face. Swagger goes down in a heap.

Powell hops over the ropes, looks around at the crowd while Swagger slowly makes it back to his feet. Completely unaware of his surrounds Swagger starts wandering over towards Powell, he has no idea AJ is just waiting for him…closer….closer….


CRACK!!!

Powell lands a devastating springboard clothesline onto Jack Swagger. One last time Powell picks up Swagger, he has him racked up on his back, he spins him around once and then….


SWEET DREAMS!!!


Swagger is down, and possibly forever.


Powell hooks the leg…


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3!!!!

Winner: A.J Powell

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Joseph Kain
- vs -
Damien Callaway
Standard Rules


Damien walks out onto the top of the ramp as "Summer of 69" by Brian Adams plays. He poses there, waiting for the ring announcer to announce his name and stuff. He makes his way down the ramp and steps up on the steps slipping into the ring.

Nobody's Hero by Black Veil Brides plays and Kain shoots out onto the stage with a big smile on his face mocking the crowd, He throws his arms to the side and strikes a pose as the pyro goes off. And the he walks to the ring, stops and looks around. He proceeds to get into the ring from the apron and strikes a pose one more time on the top rope.

The match starts off with the ring of the bell, and the two competitors circle each other, locking eyes with devilish intent. Kain rushes in with a big superman punch that knocks Callaway off balance! He falls to the ground, and Kain pounces like a wild animal with wild rights and lefts to Callaway's face! Not wanting to deal with this shit, Callaway kicks him off and quickly hops back to his feet before hitting the ropes and coming at Kain with a huge lariat! It hits Kain and hits him so hard that he actually flips in the air before landing down on his chest. He rolls onto his back, coughing and wheezing with his hand on his sternum, checking it for any bruises.

Shakily, he gets back to his feet and falls into the ropes, hoping to catch his breath. Callaway isn't keen to let that happen, and approaches him. Before Kain can even react, Callaway is all over him with punches to the abdomen. Right, left, right, left.

Kain shoves him off, and comes charging off the ropes with a running knee to his opponent's stomach! Callaway slumps over, and Kain drops an elbow on his back, but Callaway rolls away at the last possible moment! Kain finds nothing but an empty patch of canvas! He scrambles to his feet, holding his elbow, nursing the wound. Callaway looks unimpressed and grabs Kain by his before dropping him with a sick swinging neckbreaker in the middle of the ring. He hooks the leg!

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Kickout! Kain still has life in him yet! He rolls across the ring until he gets under the rope and hops to his feet on the apron. Damien charges after him but eats a punch for his trouble! Callaway stumbles back, dazed, and Kain hops onto the top rope and springs off with a crossbody! He hooks the leg when they hit the ground!


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Kain hops back to his feet and lays the boots into Callaway, stomping hard on the man's shoulders before climbing up to the top rope! He takes a few seconds to taunt, oblivious to Callaway's movement. Getting to his feet, Damien runs at one of the ropes, shaking it and crotching Kain indirectly! Clutching his groin, Kain falls off the top rope and lands back first on the mat! Coughing and wheezing, not unlike how he landed earlier, he pulls himself up to his feet. Callaway smirks before picking him up for a suplex!

He gets him up...

But Kain drops behind him and elbows Callaway in the back of the head! Callaway drops to the ground face first, and Kain rolls him over before going for that pin!

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Thr-KICKOUT!

Holy shit! Callaway pushes him off and gets back to his feet. Kain is beside himself, wondering how that didn't work! Callaway tries again for the suplex, only to have it blocked again by Kain who hits a suplex of his own! Kain scales the ropes, not wasting any time going for the Five Star Frog Splash!

Miss! Callaway rolls outta the way!

Callaway with the pin!

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Kickout!


Callaway leans down to pull Kain up, but gets a kick to the face for his trouble! He staggers back, hitting the ropes and bouncing off in a jog and drops a big elbow across Kain's injured chest! He tries again to pull him up and does this time! Suplex again! Third time's the charm?

It is!

Callaway heads to the top rope, and hits a huge splash! Cover!

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Three-NO! KICKOUT!

Kain gets back to his feet at the same time Callaway does, and hits a dropsault that launches Callaway into the corner. Now, Kain has a hard time getting back up, struggling to his feet while Callaway catches his breath in the corner! He finally gets up and Callaway approaches him, stalking him.

Hand on the throat!

SNAPPED?

No! Knee to the stomach! That looked like it might've hit a little below the belt, but the ref can't see it! Callaway's hand falls from Kain's throat and Kain gets him in a bad position...

JK SPINEBUSTER! Roll through into a pin!

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THREE!

Winner: Joseph Kain

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There is much more in store for part two of Warfare, so stay tuned! We'll be coming back at you with a HUGE DOUBLE MAIN EVENT!!!!!!


MAIN EVENT
Dr. Zero (w/ Egyptian Snow Pharaoh)
- vs -
Mystica (w/ Eli James IV)
- vs -
Sebastian Duke (w/ ???)
Triple Threat, 1 Fall
Will somebody show up in Duke's corner?
Ringside managers can post 1 RP toward this match to help their client slightly



MAIN EVENT
(Non-Title)
John Austin
- vs -
John Raide
Standard Rules
Guest Ref: Eli James IV
Eli can post 1 RP toward this match if he wants & can influence match as ref if he chooses
Raide and Austin both attacked Eli separately at Lethal Lotto with Austin actually cashing in a briefcase and taking the US Title! What will unfold this week as Eli holds their fate in HIS hands?


So stick around, because the best is surely yet to come! And with that in mind - Warfare, now fades to a commercial break...