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Warfare - 12/11/13 (Pt - 1) - Giovanni Ferrari - 12-11-2013
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"El Gurú Del Partido" Nicholas Martinaz - vs - Zak Misery X-treme Rules Justine MacKenzie - vs - Matt Ward - vs - Gunner B.Layfield Triple Threat, 1 Fall Anthony Jarvis Powell - vs - Jack Swagger Standard Rules Joseph Kain - vs - Damien Callaway Standard Rules HUGE DOUBLE MAIN EVENT! MAIN EVENT Dr. Zero (w/ Egyptian Snow Pharaoh) - vs - Mystica (w/ Eli James IV) - vs - Sebastian Duke (w/ ???) Triple Threat, 1 Fall Will somebody show up in Duke's corner? Ringside managers can post 1 RP toward this match to help their client slightly MAIN EVENT (Non-Title) John Austin - vs - John Raide Standard Rules Guest Ref: Eli James IV Eli can post 1 RP toward this match if he wants & can influence match as ref if he chooses Raide and Austin both attacked Eli separately at Lethal Lotto with Austin actually cashing in a briefcase and taking the US Title! What will unfold this week as Eli holds their fate in HIS hands? |
The lights go ablaze and the cameras spring to life, producing the image of a packed War Room for your viewing pleasures tonight! The audience....like always, is as crazed and blood thirsty as ever! Fueled on the supply of narcotics and alcohol they ingested either before arriving or while seated here in the lavishly, rundown subterranean infrastructure, that is the War Room. All awaiting the brutality and chaos that will be coming their way shortly, but first we are taken up to the magnificent skybox that contains the captivating and energetic Giovanni Ferrari with the amazing Shane
seated alongside him. seeming to find trouble with his microphone shakes it a few time and then chucks it down into the audience before producing a potato from his pocket that he begins speaking into. : Looks like we have a mighty fine show tonight Gio! A mighty fine show, indeed.Yes, folks....that is correct, we can hear
clear as day and he is in fact, speaking into a potato.Gio: Indeed we have a marvelous show tonight
. Packed to the brim with talent and we also managed to fit in Matt Ward too. : Who?Gio: Exactly.
: Do you feel blame?Gio: Oh boy, I think we had better get to the first match while
's still making some sense.: Are you mad?Gio: Quite. But that's a discussion for another time, right now let's get those cameras ringside for our first match.
, who do you have your money on, Zak Misery or Nicholas Martinez?: Waggle bagga?Gio: Well...there you have it ladies and gentlemen. Shane
's pick for the first match and now, lets see just what that match has in store for us, shall we.Cameras pan out and away as
begins to sniff the potato he was speaking into before he starts nibbling at it like a squirrel might nibble at a nut.- vs -
Zak Misery
X-treme Rules
XWF Warfare fans; we are here to witness another edition of the finest wrestling programming that professional wrestling has to offer. WEDNESDAY NIGHT WARFARE! To kick off our evening, we are fortunate to witness the debut of the Mexican-American legend El Guru Del Partido and his attractive manager Nena del Guru. No people these names are not made up, and yes they do exist! We prove this to you as Heavy Rain's song 'One more Time' blares over the X-tron and from behind the backstage arena evolves an attractive looking female escorting her client Nicholas Martinez to the ring. The crowd is primarily filled with boos except for the few Latino population that has arrived to see this specimen wrestle for the first time. Much anticipation has been building in the Southern California region amongst the Mexican-American population hoping that Nicholas Martinez would be their savior and future role model! As he makes his way to the ring, his hips are girating as he relishes in the party moment that is his first XWF match. He's sort of a party animal that is very calm, determined, and focused. A rare list of qualities you would see in a party animal, which could play as a great disguise for his opponents. Martinez taunts the crowd by raising his arms above his head and then retreats to his corner awaiting his opponents arrival.
'One Winged Angel' by Nobuo Uematsu blares over the Xtron as the heavily tattooed and giant black boot wearing vampire Zak Misery makes a routine entrance through the crowd and to the ring. The slight crowd that favors Martinez was the only echoes of cheer for our opening match as Misery receives worse treatment then Martinez. He pays little attention to this and instead keeps his mind focused on the task at hand. Clearly business over partying is his priority.
DING!
The bell rings immediately when Misery enters the ring. Martinez proceeds to dance around and amp up the Latino crowd while Misery takes his pace around the ring. Slowly Martinez continues to do the same as both men now circulate around the ring clockwise. Misery goes in to attack first as he attempts a clothesline. Unfortunately he misses and Martinez ducks. Martinez swoops around his body and reaches up behind Misery who was still leaning into his punch. Martinez locks in a sleeper hold that seems to be taking an effect on Misery. Wrenching it in deeper it appears that Misery may pass out at any second..
That is until he jabs him continuously in the gut releasing the hold at the last second. Misery flips Martinez over his shoulder harshly and rolls him into a tight school boy pin...
1.
2...
KICKOUT BY Martinez.
Misery is first to his feet and waits for Martinez to rise to his feet.
Misery takes off from across the ring and hits Martinez with a spear! Both men now rising to their feet slowly. Martinez arrives first and lands a couple of punches to Misery's face. A kick to the midsection bends Misery over long enough for Martinez to set up with a
SUPERKICK!!
The latino crowd cheers as Martinez goes in slowly for the cover...
1...
2...
KICKOUT! by Misery!
Martinez might have been too slow to get to the pin and given Misery enough to to shake the effects of the kick. Now Martinez helps Misery to his feet. He's definitely got the upper hand here as he moves in to lock in an arm bar...
Misery reverses to lock in an arm bar of his own.
That must be some type of Vampiric speed superpower of his. I've heard of this before.
Misery lifts his leg high enough to knee the 6'5" Martinez in the face. A distance higher than Martinez Superkick. Misery's got mad hops like Jordan. Another Vampiric hidden ninja skill. Martinez is staggered long enough for Misery to land....
"YOUR LAST GOODBYE" (Punt to Martinez Face) More powerful than a Colquitt brothers combination!
This has got to be the end. Misery covers.
1...
2...
THREE!
Winner: Zak Misery
We see that Justine is getting ready in her locker room, until she see's a reflection of a man wearing a red hockey mask who is right behind her. She turns around and see's the guy in the mask and her grabs her by the throat and glances at her eyes.
???: Good God, you're so pretty...
Then he proceeds to get out his pocket knife and slice her bra off and throws her on the floor and speaks again.
???: How come we didn't have a match together?..HUH?...Scream it OUT!!!
Then he gets some duck tape and rips a piece out and tapes her mouth with it. Then he tapes her hands together on the floor, and he lays beside her and touches her breast and her whole body in a slow manner that is too graphic for Warfare's standards.
???: I hope we can meet again...oh wait, since there wont be a next time.. how about we know each other NOW!!
The masked man rips her clothes off and proceeds to do some dirty things that made the camera turn off for the programming.
30 minutes later, we see that the mask was laid beside a bruised Mckenzine and the man walks but says one last thing to her...
???: Good luck in your Triple Threat Match..... You WILL need it!
- vs -
Matt Ward
- vs -
Gunner B.Layfield
Triple Threat, 1 Fall
Here we go with a Triple Threat match between Gunner B. Layfeild, Justine MacKenzie, and Matt Ward. Justine, who is clearly still a bit shaken up and emotionally distraught from that horrible encounter she endured earlier, walks up to Matt and slaps him in the face! Gunner, being the gentleman he is charges to Matt Ward and Shoulder Tackle Takedown. Gunner looks at Justine and boots her in the face! So much for a perfect gentleman. Gunner picks up Ward and Irish Whips him to the turnbuckle. He does the same to MacKenzie. Gunner charges at Ward and Clothesline! Ward falls to the ground. Gunner looks at Justine. He charges and boots her in her chin! MacKenzie begins to lean forward and Gunner catches her and throws her on his shoulder. He turns around and Pump handle Slam! Gunner gets up and picks Matt Ward up.
He grabs Ward and Super kick! Gunner B. Layfield just laid out Matt Ward! Ward and MacKenzie are both out of it. Gunner picks up Matt Ward and throws him to the turnbuckle. He does the same to Justine on the same turnbuckle. He grabs them both and…..
Double Spinebuster!
Gunner just Spinebustered Ward and MacKenzie at the same time!
Gunner begins to stomp on Ward repeatedly! He grabs Wards leg and Texas Longhorn Tamer! Gunner locks in the hold tight, and just pulls on it! Justine gets up and attempts a Lariat but Gunner ducks and hits MacKenzie with a Book of Ezekiel! Gunner picks up MacKenzie and The Dominator! Justine is out! Matt Ward grabs Gunner but Gunner counters and knees him in the gut. Dominator to Matt Ward!
Justine gets up and Gunner charges at her! Gunner … Clothesline From Hell! Justin just did like 5 fucking flips in the air and crashes to the mat hard! Justine rolls out of the ring, and falls to the floor. Gunner turns around to a recovering Matt Ward and …. Clothesline from Hell! Matt Ward is out! Gunner just puts his foot on Ward’s chest for the pin.
1…..
2
3!!
Winner: Gunner B.Layfield
- vs -
Jack Swagger
Standard Rules
And here we go. Powell starts off strong with a slap to Swaggers face. Swagger looks at Powell, shocked at what just happened. Swagger goes to return the slap but is instead kicked in the groin by AJ Powell. Swagger goes down hard, grabbing a hold of his twig and berries.
Powell lands an elbow to Swaggers face, and then another, and another, and another, and another. Swagger can do nothing but taken the elbows. AJ Powell picks up Swagger and then drops him with a DDT. He lifts him again and…belly to back suplex. And another. And another. And another. And another. That’s 5 belly to back suplxe’s in a row. No way Swagger is getting up from that. He sure ain’t swaggering now.
AJ Powell lifts his opponent who may or may not be dead already as his entire body is limp. Powell pulls Swagger over to the corner, backs upto the second turnbuckle, hooks the arms and…
POWER BOMB!!!
AJ Powell goes for the cover…
1……………………..
2…………………………….
Lift up. AJ Powell actually picked Swagger up. He had the pin but instead would rather keep the beating going.
Both men back to their feet now, Powell slings Swagger to the ropes and on Swaggers return trip he is greeted with a present in the form of an inverted atomic drop. Swagger grabs his hind parts and Powell takes the opportunity to uppercut his opponent in the face. Swagger goes down in a heap.
Powell hops over the ropes, looks around at the crowd while Swagger slowly makes it back to his feet. Completely unaware of his surrounds Swagger starts wandering over towards Powell, he has no idea AJ is just waiting for him…closer….closer….
CRACK!!!
Powell lands a devastating springboard clothesline onto Jack Swagger. One last time Powell picks up Swagger, he has him racked up on his back, he spins him around once and then….
SWEET DREAMS!!!
Swagger is down, and possibly forever.
Powell hooks the leg…
1……………………….
2………………………
3!!!!
Winner: A.J Powell
- vs -
Damien Callaway
Standard Rules
Damien walks out onto the top of the ramp as "Summer of 69" by Brian Adams plays. He poses there, waiting for the ring announcer to announce his name and stuff. He makes his way down the ramp and steps up on the steps slipping into the ring.
Nobody's Hero by Black Veil Brides plays and Kain shoots out onto the stage with a big smile on his face mocking the crowd, He throws his arms to the side and strikes a pose as the pyro goes off. And the he walks to the ring, stops and looks around. He proceeds to get into the ring from the apron and strikes a pose one more time on the top rope.
The match starts off with the ring of the bell, and the two competitors circle each other, locking eyes with devilish intent. Kain rushes in with a big superman punch that knocks Callaway off balance! He falls to the ground, and Kain pounces like a wild animal with wild rights and lefts to Callaway's face! Not wanting to deal with this shit, Callaway kicks him off and quickly hops back to his feet before hitting the ropes and coming at Kain with a huge lariat! It hits Kain and hits him so hard that he actually flips in the air before landing down on his chest. He rolls onto his back, coughing and wheezing with his hand on his sternum, checking it for any bruises.
Shakily, he gets back to his feet and falls into the ropes, hoping to catch his breath. Callaway isn't keen to let that happen, and approaches him. Before Kain can even react, Callaway is all over him with punches to the abdomen. Right, left, right, left.
Kain shoves him off, and comes charging off the ropes with a running knee to his opponent's stomach! Callaway slumps over, and Kain drops an elbow on his back, but Callaway rolls away at the last possible moment! Kain finds nothing but an empty patch of canvas! He scrambles to his feet, holding his elbow, nursing the wound. Callaway looks unimpressed and grabs Kain by his before dropping him with a sick swinging neckbreaker in the middle of the ring. He hooks the leg!
1...............
2............................
Kickout! Kain still has life in him yet! He rolls across the ring until he gets under the rope and hops to his feet on the apron. Damien charges after him but eats a punch for his trouble! Callaway stumbles back, dazed, and Kain hops onto the top rope and springs off with a crossbody! He hooks the leg when they hit the ground!
1...................................
2.....-Kickout!
Kain hops back to his feet and lays the boots into Callaway, stomping hard on the man's shoulders before climbing up to the top rope! He takes a few seconds to taunt, oblivious to Callaway's movement. Getting to his feet, Damien runs at one of the ropes, shaking it and crotching Kain indirectly! Clutching his groin, Kain falls off the top rope and lands back first on the mat! Coughing and wheezing, not unlike how he landed earlier, he pulls himself up to his feet. Callaway smirks before picking him up for a suplex!
He gets him up...
But Kain drops behind him and elbows Callaway in the back of the head! Callaway drops to the ground face first, and Kain rolls him over before going for that pin!
1...................
2.................................
Thr-KICKOUT!
Holy shit! Callaway pushes him off and gets back to his feet. Kain is beside himself, wondering how that didn't work! Callaway tries again for the suplex, only to have it blocked again by Kain who hits a suplex of his own! Kain scales the ropes, not wasting any time going for the Five Star Frog Splash!
Miss! Callaway rolls outta the way!
Callaway with the pin!
1..............................
2...........................................
Kickout!
Callaway leans down to pull Kain up, but gets a kick to the face for his trouble! He staggers back, hitting the ropes and bouncing off in a jog and drops a big elbow across Kain's injured chest! He tries again to pull him up and does this time! Suplex again! Third time's the charm?
It is!
Callaway heads to the top rope, and hits a huge splash! Cover!
1............................
2.....................................................
Three-NO! KICKOUT!
Kain gets back to his feet at the same time Callaway does, and hits a dropsault that launches Callaway into the corner. Now, Kain has a hard time getting back up, struggling to his feet while Callaway catches his breath in the corner! He finally gets up and Callaway approaches him, stalking him.
Hand on the throat!
SNAPPED?
No! Knee to the stomach! That looked like it might've hit a little below the belt, but the ref can't see it! Callaway's hand falls from Kain's throat and Kain gets him in a bad position...
JK SPINEBUSTER! Roll through into a pin!
1.........................
2...........................................
THREE!
Winner: Joseph Kain
There is much more in store for part two of Warfare, so stay tuned! We'll be coming back at you with a HUGE DOUBLE MAIN EVENT!!!!!!
Dr. Zero (w/ Egyptian Snow Pharaoh)
- vs -
Mystica (w/ Eli James IV)
- vs -
Sebastian Duke (w/ ???)
Triple Threat, 1 Fall
Will somebody show up in Duke's corner?
Ringside managers can post 1 RP toward this match to help their client slightly
MAIN EVENT
(Non-Title)
John Austin
- vs -
John Raide
Standard Rules
Guest Ref: Eli James IV
Eli can post 1 RP toward this match if he wants & can influence match as ref if he chooses
Raide and Austin both attacked Eli separately at Lethal Lotto with Austin actually cashing in a briefcase and taking the US Title! What will unfold this week as Eli holds their fate in HIS hands?
So stick around, because the best is surely yet to come! And with that in mind - Warfare, now fades to a commercial break...
Warfare - 12/11/13 (Pt - 1) - Hunter Payne - 12-12-2013
SEX with two individual wins on Warfare!
Straight Edge Xtreme is on the rise!
#sobrietystrong #shoveit #getbetterann
RE: Warfare - 12/11/13 (Pt - 1) - Hunter Payne - 12-12-2013
(12-12-2013, 12:23 AM)Mr. Supernova Said:(12-12-2013, 12:05 AM)*Hunter Payne* Said: SEX with two individual wins on Warfare!
Straight Edge Xtreme is on the rise!
#sobrietystrong #shoveit #getbetterann
Until they have to face anyone who's slightly above bottom feeder status and then they drop the ball tremendously. It's cool though. Go low level mediocrity at it's finest!
Hunter backs up quite a bit, smelling the alcohol that's coming off Mr. Supernova's breath as he talks.
Payne: Wow, those are some powerful wine coolers you drink! Ugh...
Anyway, everybody's gotta start somewhere. I bet if I look at your first few matches as Ms. Xenu, and I'm just assuming that is what you used to call yourself before your thousand name and gender changes, I bet those matches were against "bottom feeders" as you called them, and did you discredit your own wins? Nope.
By the way, Jack Swagger is a former World Heavyweight Champion and Damien Callaway is born into greatness as the Undertaker's son. So I don't see how these guys are "bottom feeders". I would take serious offense to your comment if I were those two. You're kind of a dick/bitch (depending on your gender) when you've been drinking Xenu.
Oh, and don't try to refute my teammate's victories because they managed to do it as Straight Edge Xtremist and not Black Circle Heathens.
Warfare - 12/11/13 (Pt - 1) - JosephKain - 12-12-2013
Yeah. And most of the time you rely on others as a crutch..You might as well be intoxicated.
Nova I beat Damien Callaway.. To make a mockery of him, you would be making a mockery of his whole family.
You/re just a space monkey..
Kain scratches the side of his face.
Is that considered racist? I can never tell..
Warfare - 12/11/13 (Pt - 1) - Theo Pryce - 12-12-2013
Quote:By the way, Jack Swagger is a former World Heavyweight Champion
And Tara Reid used to be hot. What's your point?
Warfare - 12/11/13 (Pt - 1) - Gavin Graves - 12-12-2013
Jusesh Tittyfuckin' Crest! Nova is pissing in EVERYONE'S god damn Cheerios today, son!
Warfare - 12/11/13 (Pt - 1) - Hunter Payne - 12-12-2013
Sorry, I just thought the fruity bitch would be drinking the fruity bitch drink.
But I didn't expect you to be so sensitive, I see a lot of Estrogen coming out of you, and absoutely zero Testosterone.
And I'm also sorry, that I, like everyone else, just mix all you "spacemen" together. Who can forget Mr. Meteor, or Mr. Radio, or Mr. XWF, or even that Mr. Satelite. Hey quick question, is the Mister prefix and being a spaceman thing related? Is it like some Star Trek thing or something? I mean you look like you were a geek in "space school", you should know. Seriously, I'd like an answer to that.
But I'm getting off track here...
Really? You've actually managed to hold a title that is actually designed to give the champion multiple advantages over it's challengers... AND here's the kicker, you didn't compete under the same rules when winning that championship as every challenger must go through to compete for that championship now!.. Yet you feel the need to brag about something you probably couldn't do if you were held to the same standard as all of your challengers are held to!
Geez Nova, how did you manage to hold on to the TV Championship so long?! Especally with ALL THOSE odds stacked against you.
As for you "threatening" me with a wrestling match, was that supposed to make me scared? Because actually, I accept your challenge! And I'm glad you finally decided to give me your little 15 minutes of fame. Anytime after the December 21st Straight Edge Shove It. I would challenge you on the show, but we all know you don't have the soberity or the testicles to sign up for it.
Nova, you are truly the only one who lives in a fantasy.
Supernova you have a serious problem and I have successfully diagnosed you. You constantly change moods and looks, you believe you're an alien from outer space, and you have multiple split personalities. You are an obvious schizophrenic, that gets enhanced when you've been drinking. Believe it or not Nova, SEX is here to help you. Unlike your Black Circle comrades that would let you live with this disease. We want to you to be sober and thinking like a human being again, and I will not rest until you're able to differentiate our one reality from your multiple space fantasies.
Warfare - 12/11/13 (Pt - 1) - John Msdison 2.Faggot - 12-12-2013
Just for the record, those wine coolers are from when Duke was in the group.
Duke, come get your fucking wine coolers!
Warfare - 12/11/13 (Pt - 1) - John Msdison 2.Faggot - 12-13-2013
I'll call Mr. XWF right now to get this set up.
RE: Warfare - 12/11/13 (Pt - 1) - Hunter Payne - 12-13-2013
(12-13-2013, 04:06 AM)Mr. Supernova Said:(12-12-2013, 10:45 PM)*Hunter Payne* Said: Sorry, I just thought the fruity bitch would be drinking the fruity bitch drink.
But I didn't expect you to be so sensitive, I see a lot of Estrogen coming out of you, and absoutely zero Testosterone.
And I'm also sorry, that I, like everyone else, just mix all you "spacemen" together. Who can forget Mr. Meteor, or Mr. Radio, or Mr. XWF, or even that Mr. Satelite. Hey quick question, is the Mister prefix and being a spaceman thing related? Is it like some Star Trek thing or something? I mean you look like you were a geek in "space school", you should know. Seriously, I'd like an answer to that.
But I'm getting off track here...
Really? You've actually managed to hold a title that is actually designed to give the champion multiple advantages over it's challengers... AND here's the kicker, you didn't compete under the same rules when winning that championship as every challenger must go through to compete for that championship now!.. Yet you feel the need to brag about something you probably couldn't do if you were held to the same standard as all of your challengers are held to!
Geez Nova, how did you manage to hold on to the TV Championship so long?! Especally with ALL THOSE odds stacked against you.
As for you "threatening" me with a wrestling match, was that supposed to make me scared? Because actually, I accept your challenge! And I'm glad you finally decided to give me your little 15 minutes of fame. Anytime after the December 21st Straight Edge Shove It. I would challenge you on the show, but we all know you don't have the soberity or the testicles to sign up for it.
Nova, you are truly the only one who lives in a fantasy.
Supernova you have a serious problem and I have successfully diagnosed you. You constantly change moods and looks, you believe you're an alien from outer space, and you have multiple split personalities. You are an obvious schizophrenic, that gets enhanced when you've been drinking. Believe it or not Nova, SEX is here to help you. Unlike your Black Circle comrades that would let you live with this disease. We want to you to be sober and thinking like a human being again, and I will not rest until you're able to differentiate our one reality from your multiple space fantasies.
Way to avoid my question. I asked - 'What have you acquired here, besides a group of pathetic bottom feeders, who can barely scrape up a win over mediocre talent on their best night?' - and you come back with all this garbage.
Okay, just because I can take a dick and enjoy it, doesn't make me a fruity bitch. It makes me bi-sexual or gay in the eyes of you humans, but it does not make me a fruity bitch. I'm comfortable in my sexuality and it has no effect whatsoever, on my abilities in any other field of life. It is also an irrelevant point.
Just like you bringing up estrogen coming off me. Again, I've always been a man. Sorry to disappoint you there. You've brought up that hopeful thought of me being a woman twice now though, which doesn't bode well for your own heterosexuality. Perhaps you should look into your own confusing thoughts, in a time when you aren't attempting to make insults.
Anyway, moving on. You do know when you made fun of all my name changes and face changes, I addressed that point and said, I've only had one 'in ring' name prior. You do know that...had you done your research, you would have known Mr. Satellite won the NK title after fighting through the halls of the XWF and beating about a dozen heads to achieve that title, one armed I might add. That after that happened, it was re-dubbed the TV title by Mr. Satellite and yet, here I stand with it. Now how do you suppose that happened? Huh? Oh that's right, because I used to be called Mr. Satellite.
You know after I claimed the NK title and redubbed it the TV title, I also went on to become triple champ. I carried three titles at once and the TV title was only one of them. The other two being the US and the UFO title. Titles I carried for quite awhile too. Oh...but, now I only have a title that has special guidelines, in order to help me keep it. It wasn't like I battled through a shit ton of people desperate to claim it and then earned the title by successfully beating them all one armed. And it surely wasn't that I thought to myself after I won the title - 'Hey, if I could do that, maybe the people who challenge me should have to be put to the test now.', which then brought about the idea for the rules. No, it wasn't any of that. I magically obtained the title and now I carry it with these special guidelines already in place.
Geez Hunter, if you're going to talk down someone's career, at least learn something about it first. Oh, but then you would see you had shit to talk down to. That at every turn, I am exactly as amazing and fucking awesome as I claim to be. That the only far and few times I lost, was at the hands of people you couldn't beat if you multiplied yourself by ten, or twenty even.
It's so sad to see you wither and squirm, as you try to come at me with insults that'll stick. They don't you know. Your insults are as weak as your wrestling skills. Which is why I said, I know I can destroy you. However, if you need that to happen on your own show, well then by all means....lets have it happen then. Your stipulations and guidelines hold no weight over me.
But perhaps, you're right. I'm not as fantastic as I've proven myself to be, time and time again. Perhaps I'm just a drunk, schizophrenic and I'm not a spaceman at all. Perhaps, I never grew my arm back, after wrestling here several months one armed. It was never gone. That was just a hallucination on my part, just like I surely must have hallucinated all the victories I obtained on my own.
I suppose there really is only one way to find out though. I hope you're prepared to feel the pain, of the errors of your judgement and can deal with the shame that being torn to shreds on your own Shove It...will bring. To me it'll be business as usual I'm afraid. You know and after I completely destroy you and leave you a bloody and broken mess; laying on the canvas, I'll move on and it'll be like nothing to me.
In other words I accept your terms and I agree to be booked on your Shove It bitch.
I look forward to you 'relieving' me of my 'space fantasies' but if you don't and of course you won't, I think you should owe me something. Yes, that sounds about right. You should owe me something. Hmmmm...but what?
I know!
I want you to snort a line of coke off Mr. XWF's dick. Right in the middle of the ring for all to see.
I'm sure I can get a hold of him for this and I'm positive he'd be ecstatic to do it. Boy Hunter....this idea just came to me out of nowhere, but now I'm actually looking forward to beating the shit out of you!
What do you say Hunter? Do you accept? You can tack on whatever guidelines you wish and I'll gladly accept. You don't even need to ask if I do. I blindly accept whatever the terms are, but you must accept my term. After I beat you down and claim my win, you must lift that mangled and broken face of yours...right up to Mr. XWF's erect cock and snort a fat ass line of coke off it.
What do you say?
Will you be a bitch and find an excuse, or will you accept?
Hunter awakens from the daydream he was having while Mr. Supernova was talking.
Are you done?
Seriously, are you done?
NO NOVA I WILL NOT HAVE A DICK SUCKING CONTEST WITH YOU!
Sorry to disappoint, I'm not sucking anyone's dick, I did that enough with Joy! Haha.
And I'm not snorting cocaine. That kinda goes against this whole Straight Edge thing I'm doing, if you hadn't noticed.
So request denied.
But I can tell by your two hour State of the Union address you just gave me that I'm starting to get under your skin here. For an argument that you started nonetheless.
So call it bitching out. Call it being smart. Hell, call it whatever you want. But I've got a show to start planning for, so I'm going to go. Till next time Supernova.
Hunter leaves the War Room discussion room, letting cooler heads prevail.
Warfare - 12/11/13 (Pt - 1) - Liz Hathaway - 12-14-2013
Hunter, stop being a pussy and except the Space Man's offer.
You run around tryin' to spread "The word" but bitch out of matches.
Is this what all your SEX Cohorts do?
If so, I feel sorry for the patience of everyone takin' part of Straight Edge Shove It.
Fuck, I'm takin' part of Straight Edge Shove It.
Shit.
Warfare - 12/11/13 (Pt - 1) - Peter Fn Gilmour - 12-14-2013
MAN UP HUNTER!
Warfare - 12/11/13 (Pt - 1) - Liz Hathaway - 12-14-2013
Oh the irony.
Warfare - 12/11/13 (Pt - 1) - Peter Fn Gilmour - 12-14-2013
shut up
RE: Warfare - 12/11/13 (Pt - 1) - Jenna Silver - 12-14-2013
(12-14-2013, 08:31 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: shut upPeter why don't you just shut up and stop sticking your dick where it doesn't belong! You are a disgusting person and I feel bad for "Rose" because she has to listen to your ass for hours upon hours of "Suck my dick" its a bad catchprase and you should feel bad you sick hermaphrodite. Yeah, I called you that! You and your wife. I've never gotten so angry before but peter you deserve to go die in a hole and burn in hell. I really hope Fillmour wins next Thursday! Oh, and never tell Lizzy to shut up ever again.
Warfare - 12/11/13 (Pt - 1) - Jenna Silver - 12-14-2013
Sorry, I'm on my period.
Warfare - 12/11/13 (Pt - 1) - Jenna Silver - 12-14-2013
Maybe a little won't hurt.
Rips the bottle out of Michaels hand and starts chugging.
Warfare - 12/11/13 (Pt - 1) - Liz Hathaway - 12-14-2013
Liz rips the bottle out of Jenna's hand.
This is the last thing you need.
Warfare - 12/11/13 (Pt - 1) - Peter Fn Gilmour - 12-14-2013
Mikey, SUCK MY DICK! I've manned up to the challengers that want a piece of me.. John Raide, ESPY, Griffin.. they all got to take a number. but dont worry I got a special surprise for u all come Thursday's WARFARE.. Fillmore is going to like it a lot trust me ;)
oh and Jenna darling.. no need to go all PMS on me ok? We both know you still want to suck this dick.. dont deny it.. u will be sucking my dick real soon.. and liz... whatever
RE: Warfare - 12/11/13 (Pt - 1) - Jenna Silver - 12-14-2013
(12-14-2013, 12:00 PM)Liz Hathaway Said: Liz rips the bottle out of Jenna's hand.
This is the last thing you need.
LLLLIIIIIIZ. But I want it! What else am I going to do while on my period?
Jenna sits down, crosses her arms, and begins to pout
RE: Warfare - 12/11/13 (Pt - 1) - Jenna Silver - 12-14-2013
(12-14-2013, 12:18 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Mikey, SUCK MY DICK! I've manned up to the challengers that want a piece of me.. John Raide, ESPY, Griffin.. they all got to take a number. but dont worry I got a special surprise for u all come Thursday's WARFARE.. Fillmore is going to like it a lot trust me ;)
oh and Jenna darling.. no need to go all PMS on me ok? We both know you still want to suck this dick.. dont deny it.. u will be sucking my dick real soon.. and liz... whatever
You're a sick fuck you know that?
RE: Warfare - 12/11/13 (Pt - 1) - Peter Fn Gilmour - 12-14-2013
(12-14-2013, 12:21 PM)Jenna Silver Said:(12-14-2013, 12:18 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Mikey, SUCK MY DICK! I've manned up to the challengers that want a piece of me.. John Raide, ESPY, Griffin.. they all got to take a number. but dont worry I got a special surprise for u all come Thursday's WARFARE.. Fillmore is going to like it a lot trust me ;)
oh and Jenna darling.. no need to go all PMS on me ok? We both know you still want to suck this dick.. dont deny it.. u will be sucking my dick real soon.. and liz... whatever
You're a sick fuck you know that?
I try hard milady ;)
RE: Warfare - 12/11/13 (Pt - 1) - Peter Fn Gilmour - 12-14-2013
(12-14-2013, 12:42 PM)Michael McBride Said:(12-14-2013, 12:18 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Mikey, SUCK MY DICK! I've manned up to the challengers that want a piece of me.. John Raide, ESPY, Griffin.. they all got to take a number. but dont worry I got a special surprise for u all come Thursday's WARFARE.. Fillmore is going to like it a lot trust me ;)
oh and Jenna darling.. no need to go all PMS on me ok? We both know you still want to suck this dick.. dont deny it.. u will be sucking my dick real soon.. and liz... whatever
"Oi lad, why do you want fellas to suck your dick? I'm not one to judge but I think you need to come out of the closet. So on a scale from one to ten, how gay are you? Like fairy gay?"
0 cuz when I say suck my dick I mean I'm gonna kick your teeth down your fuckin throat!
now on a scale of 0 to 10 of being the sexiest wrestler in XWF.. I give myself an 11 ;)
RE: Warfare - 12/11/13 (Pt - 1) - Jenna Silver - 12-14-2013
(12-14-2013, 12:44 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:(12-14-2013, 12:21 PM)Jenna Silver Said:(12-14-2013, 12:18 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Mikey, SUCK MY DICK! I've manned up to the challengers that want a piece of me.. John Raide, ESPY, Griffin.. they all got to take a number. but dont worry I got a special surprise for u all come Thursday's WARFARE.. Fillmore is going to like it a lot trust me ;)
oh and Jenna darling.. no need to go all PMS on me ok? We both know you still want to suck this dick.. dont deny it.. u will be sucking my dick real soon.. and liz... whatever
You're a sick fuck you know that?
I try hard milady ;)
Does your mother know you're gay?
Warfare - 12/11/13 (Pt - 1) - Peter Fn Gilmour - 12-14-2013
no she's happy im getting married to a real woman.. not a slut like u ;)