Sid! What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be preparing for the match with Mr. Radio that you were begging Shane for? I find it hilarious that you are trying to talk about my readiness when you cannot even make up your mind as far as what match you'll be competing in.

However, you are right about one thing, Sid. Shane did recommend that we stick to a certain time limit. However, Shane also knows that John Madison has a reputation of going above and beyond all limits that get set in the XWF. After all, I was king for a brief eight months. You guys should go ahead and follow the guidelines though. Shane also recommends that we not perform piledrivers and moves off the top rope. For your guys' own safety, I recommend you follow that one as well.

As for the rookie sensation, Juan Madison, I unfortunately do not have any connections at this time with this young man. That "spic" probably fucked right off to the statistics department. I'm confused as to how Juan Madison is relevant to any of this though. But from what I've gathered, Juan is doing very well, working day and night, to provide the XWF statistics. Sid, I suggest that you confront Juan yourself if you have an issue with his quality of service. After all, you don't have much of anything else to do seeing as how you already forfeited this match.

Oh shit, have I reached my time limit? Fuck it, you're gonna listen anyway. Watch.

Peter, come on dude. I've already come out and stated that I'm all about the pole. You just can't drop this whole dick thing can you, Pete? I can tell it's eating away at you, driving you nuts. Perhaps you wish that you had the same confidence as me to go hang off someone's knob. Perhaps you wish that you could be John Madison and Sid Feder could be Shane . Also Peter, I became a woman prior to not being able to cut it against Theo Pryce. I've also accepted the fact that I couldn't cut it against Theo Pryce which is why I've chosen to start at the bottom.

Peter I haven't mentioned once in this whole promo about you riding Sid's coattails. I've only quoted you directly on this claim which YOU brought up.
In fact, I was going to give you the benefit of the doubt and think that you would go out there and take out both me and Sid on your own seeing as how it's a three-way match. But based off what I've gathered, you're not interested in doing that.

Poor Peter.