Did someone say metaphor? Because no one consulted me.

God's sakes, Luca. Let it never be said that I don't like you. I do. I think you're a man with his eyes on the prize: the prize of...well, I don't really know. You're something of an enigma, no? A rebel without a cause. No, no. That's all...that's all cliched. More of just a rebel. Another stained tile on the bloodied bathroom floor. But that's not a bad thing, necessarily. You have guts. But some people would like to see what they look like arranged on a fine silver platter.

But...metaphorical dicks. Okay, so signifier...dicks? Right. And the signified? Open for interpretation. I'll leave that to your imagination. You have a good head. Maybe it will go the way of John the Baptist. More platter imagery. Dinner is served, mate.

I'm not going to fight you, Luca. Not in this fashion. I'm not going to grovel at your dirty feet and beg for a shot. I'll earn it in some manner. Heck, Madness isn't even my territory! Only a fool would jump in there without backup! But this is the Lethal Lottery -- quite different. Warfare's territory, if I'm not mistaken. Home turf. Safe and sound. I'm not going to beg, but I'm not going to refuse. Leave your tainted, HIV-infested needles at home. You're coming into my word. And the borders are lined with the crucified.

Achievements

• 1x Tag Team Champion
  
• August 2013 Superstar of the Month (Thank you all so much!)
  
• 1x US Champion
  
• 1x X-treme Champion