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#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick · (11-18-2013)

(11-18-2013, 08:54 PM)Wallace Witasick Said:
(11-18-2013, 08:37 PM)4 x Better Luca Arzegotti Said:
(11-18-2013, 08:31 PM)Wallace Witasick Said: Wallace Witasick rolls over in his grave and sits upright.

"Even Paul Heyman would be smart enough to see that Dean Moxley is the perfect choice for Luca's 'metaphorical dick' being as it's size is similar to that of a nine year old."

...my "metaphorical dick" isn't flopping everywhere, as I don't need to show mine. They need to show their's.

"Sorry, I misunderstood, I didn't realize you were interested in a dick showing contest. I thought you wanted a legitimate opponent for the pay per view. My bad. Should we book you against Rose Smith then?"

Cute. Making a comment on the only thing that you can that won't bring more shame upon your corpse than already exists. Nevermind the comments about your failure of a show, because Luca makes a couple of dick jokes, and suddenly, you attempt to twist it into something nice and "embarrassing" because you weren't all too confident with the state of your own manhood when you were alive.

Because again, as the champion, the man with the title that others want, needs to actually prove that he deserves the match (you know, or maybe not, the reason behind the metaphorical dicks comment in the first place). Fucking brilliant, Witasick! It's an utter shock that your vision of Warfare was a fucking flop, and that you're a fucking corpse now.

Oh wait, no it isn't. You'd make champions repeat their accomplishments when they already were penciled in to defend.

So, please. Go back to misinterpreting everything ever. Because at the end of the day, I'm wearing my metaphorical dick on my shoulder.

My possible opponents have yet to whip them out.

Come on, pussies! Wallace Witasick's corpse will be my opponent at this rate!

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