(11-16-2013, 07:38 AM)Shane "The Big Potato" <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> Said:

(11-16-2013, 07:27 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: peter grants the wish but the world is still fucked up!

I wish people would treat others better but still be pricks

Wish granted... except it's in reverse. Whoops! Everybody treats others WORSE but they're actually really nice about it.

"Hello good neighbor." *punch in the face*

Or when you're checking out at the grocery store the bagger takes all your bags and gashes them with a box cutter, telling you to be careful and have a wonderful evening... and even asking if you need help out to your vehicle which will just lead to them slashing your tires with a smile! Wheeeee!


Ok, my wish is a giant potato that is not poisoned and can't crush me because I'd be wearing armor. This can't fail.

Granted! The armor crushes you instead because you're a puny weakling that could be crushed by any size of potato.

I wish for a giant armadillo.