(02-18-2013, 11:11 PM)sheckler Said: [color=#B40431]I'm no psychologist - more of a human brain enthusiast - so don't trust my diagnosis if you feel that the following is incorrect, but...

I think you need to get laid. Badly. Your subconscious is practically screaming it.

Masturbate, smoke a bowl, and then speak to me like you're not mildly ]

Unknown Soldier: "I'm sorry, forgive me Ms. Sheckler I must have forgotten my manners and picked the wrong time whilst in the prescience of such a polite lady as yourself. I should introduce myself".

Unknown Soldier bows before speaking again.

Unknown Soldier: "My name is Unknown Soldier and I'm not exactly 'mildly '. I'm full blown insane! I think that my problem doesn't lie within 'getting laid' because I fuck and get my rocks off over twenty times a day. You see, I'm a necrophiliac and engage in many forms of beastiality. I set my standards low so I'm never disappointed."

Unknown Soldier: "No... No Ms. Shckler... I think the problem is that I can't reach sexual satisfaction unless violence is involved. I believe it's called sadomasochism? You into it? If that be the case then...

Nice shoes....

Wanna fuck?"