Funny. I have a very similar life story up to a certain point.

Her name was Jennifer. (Heel Joy is loosely based off her)
And we met in the coolest way. Her dad was friends with my grandpa. So one day out of the blue, he tells me, and I remember his exact words, "I like you kid, You're a straight shooter. How would you like to meet my daughter?"


Now mind you, I had no idea what she looked like, I was expecting the worst. So a few days pass by. And I meet her and WOW! She's hot. Turns out she did some minor modeling stuff.


Uhh guys some advice if it isn't already obvious. Models are the most shallow fucking people ever, but she wasn't at first. She was cool, she flirted with me and everything, which was new to me, no girl really flirted with me to this point. And I think I was like 13-14 at the time, pathetic right? And little did I know, she really flirted with every guy she fucking talked to. Not knowing that, I kind of got infatuated with her and after just talking to me to keep her dad happy, once he left town, she ripped my fucking heart out. Just kind of like a bully but it was worse cause I liked her.


Years go by. All of a sudden I'm not the shy loser I was all those years ago. By the way, I kind of got unshy, because I read a fact somewhere. People are shy because they are scared they might say something people won't like, so they don't say anything at all. When in fact, the human brain is hardwired to think shy people are suspicious. So really you can say something and half the world will agree and the other half will hate you for saying it, or you can be shy and not say anything and the whole world won't like you. That fact kind of helped me put things in perspective.


But back to my love hate story. Years go by. I'm a completely different person on the outside. So recently we somehow end up working for the same company (kind of like running into Ashlee at the grocery store) we run into each other in the break room. Great right? Wrong!

This shallow bitch, first thing, she was still flirting with other guys (2 at the same time!) Then she notices me, stops talking to these guys, and goes to devour a dinner course she already had... me. First thing she said to conversate with me, "You look considerably more attractive." As to say 'you were fucking hideous before, but now your good' So she spends our whole break flirting with me. I try to ignore her, but she has none of it.


But the story has a happy note, I rejected the fuck out of her! Win for the lovable loser. But I do get those days where I'm like maybe I shouldn't have. But it is what it is Sean. If I would have played her little game, nothing would have changed. She would still be (practically) giving handjobs to her male coworkers. And I would be made a fool out of again.


What was my point? Oh yeah, If you really think she is the one, I'd say, since she is with someone, you gotta get someone too. And show her your new gf, and if you think she gets as jealous or emotional or see the same feelings as you see when she is with this guy, then she wants you as bad as you want her. At the point, try to get her alone and say, I think we made a real mistake.


Hope my story helped, it actually felt good to get it out.